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find your stripper name!!! from Heidi Lustsizzle

181 replies

Auntymandy · 19/05/2006 12:08

OOOERR MISSUS !!!!

See what your stripper name will be, and share it with your friends: We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute. Please don't be a prude and ruin it. Send it on to everyone you know including the person that sent it to you.
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.

Here is your dose of humor...
A. Follow the 3 instructions to find your new name.
B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward it to friends and family and co-workers. Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you, so they know you participated.

  1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = Fantasia b = Chesty c = Starr d = Diamond e = Montana f = Angel g = Sugar h = Mimi i = Lola j =Kitty k = Roxie l = Dallas m = Princess n = Heidi o = Bambi

p = Bunny
q = Brandy
r = Sugar
s = Candy
t = Raquelle
u = Sapphire
v = Cinnamon
w = Blaze
x = Trixie
y = Isis
z = Jade

  1. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = Leather
b = Dream
c = Sunny
d = Deep
e = Heaven
f = Tight
g = Shimmer
h = Velvet
i = Lusty
j = Harley
k = Passion
l = Dazzle
m = Dixon
n = Spank
o = Glitter

p = Razor
q = Meadow
r = Glitz
s = Sparkle
t = Sweet
u = Silver

v = Tickle
w = Cherry
x = Hard
y = Nigh

z = Amber

  1. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name: a = hooter b = horn c = tower d = fire e = thighs f = hips g = side h = jugs i = shock j = cocker k = brook l = tush m = sizzle n = ridge o = kiss p = bomb q = cream r = thong s = heat t = whip u = cheeks v = rock w = hiney x = button

y = lick
z = juice

OP posts:
Coolmama · 19/05/2006 21:30

Fantasia Leatheridge ?

flutterbee · 19/05/2006 21:33

star velvet hooter pmsl Grin

FrannySmith · 19/05/2006 21:37

Candy Glitter-Hiney

not bad

Greeny yours is magnificent and I have nominated you for Quote of the Week

:o

Monkeybar · 19/05/2006 21:42

Diamond Glitterridge

OOooh, I think that sounds FILTHY!

Albert · 19/05/2006 22:01

OMG Lola Leather-thong!!

joash · 19/05/2006 22:14

Isis sweet thighs (Grin)

NotAnOtter · 19/05/2006 22:17

Princess Glitter Ridge!

Sounds kinda scratchy!

EmmyLou · 19/05/2006 22:20

LOVE the sound of Lola Leather Thong! Can feel a change of name by deed pole coming on...(blah blah cue pole dancing joke)

notasheep · 19/05/2006 22:21

Fantasia Dazzle Button

lizzythemonkey · 19/05/2006 22:28

Lola Lusty Tush!! I like it!!

rbj949703 · 19/05/2006 23:10

Dallas HeavenRidge

FillyjonktheSnibbet · 19/05/2006 23:32

Lola Spanktush

Pure class

Definately one of the lesser known My Little Ponies.

rickman · 19/05/2006 23:34

Sugar Heaventhighs!!

lmao, not sure about that

CountessDracula · 19/05/2006 23:35

Princess Leather

FillyjonktheSnibbet · 19/05/2006 23:53

ah no I did it wrong.

Lola Spankside

I don't like that as much. in fact, I can see it in the residential phone directory.

Mytwopenceworth · 19/05/2006 23:59

Raquelle Silverbrook.

Dont think im going to get many bookings with that poor example!

chapsmum · 20/05/2006 00:03

Cinnamon Lustyridge!!!!

chapsmum · 20/05/2006 00:04

saphire lustyridge, sorry!!

singledadofthree · 20/05/2006 00:12

yowch...that'll chafe

chapsmum · 20/05/2006 00:14
Grin
biglips · 20/05/2006 00:15

im Dallas Leather Leather!!

Skribble · 20/05/2006 01:21

Sugar Glitterkiss, not that obscene really Grin.

schneebly · 20/05/2006 07:51

Raquelle Sunny Rock! PMSL - sounds like a place!

Riddo · 20/05/2006 07:56

Starr leatherhooter

Ugh

Riddo · 20/05/2006 07:57

Maiden name

Starr Lustyfire

Slightly better