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find your stripper name!!! from Heidi Lustsizzle

181 replies

Auntymandy · 19/05/2006 12:08

OOOERR MISSUS !!!!

See what your stripper name will be, and share it with your friends: We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute. Please don't be a prude and ruin it. Send it on to everyone you know including the person that sent it to you.
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.

Here is your dose of humor...
A. Follow the 3 instructions to find your new name.
B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward it to friends and family and co-workers. Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you, so they know you participated.

  1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = Fantasia b = Chesty c = Starr d = Diamond e = Montana f = Angel g = Sugar h = Mimi i = Lola j =Kitty k = Roxie l = Dallas m = Princess n = Heidi o = Bambi

p = Bunny
q = Brandy
r = Sugar
s = Candy
t = Raquelle
u = Sapphire
v = Cinnamon
w = Blaze
x = Trixie
y = Isis
z = Jade

  1. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = Leather
b = Dream
c = Sunny
d = Deep
e = Heaven
f = Tight
g = Shimmer
h = Velvet
i = Lusty
j = Harley
k = Passion
l = Dazzle
m = Dixon
n = Spank
o = Glitter

p = Razor
q = Meadow
r = Glitz
s = Sparkle
t = Sweet
u = Silver

v = Tickle
w = Cherry
x = Hard
y = Nigh

z = Amber

  1. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name: a = hooter b = horn c = tower d = fire e = thighs f = hips g = side h = jugs i = shock j = cocker k = brook l = tush m = sizzle n = ridge o = kiss p = bomb q = cream r = thong s = heat t = whip u = cheeks v = rock w = hiney x = button

y = lick
z = juice

OP posts:
LittleMerlin · 19/05/2006 18:42

Sugar SunnyHooter!!!!!

mosschops30 · 19/05/2006 19:01

raquelle glitter-horn Grin ha ha made me laugh out loud first time today, thanks

koshka1984 · 19/05/2006 19:29

Princess glitter-tush!

the first time i read that i thought it said something else....Blush

bettythebuilder · 19/05/2006 19:29

Lola Heaventush
It appears SKYTVADICT and I are stripper sisters (we could offer a buy-one-get-one-free deal)

fob · 19/05/2006 19:31

OH WOW!
Diamond Sunnybomb - I LURVE it! Grin

Stargazer · 19/05/2006 19:41

Mine's Chesty Glitzshock!!

tallmummy · 19/05/2006 19:42

Sugar Heavenridge -

Squarer · 19/05/2006 19:42

This thread sure is what I need.

What I don't need is a stripper name of Sugar Leatherridge. Wholly unnattractive, and I don't even get My Little Pony status with that poor show Grin

tallmummy · 19/05/2006 19:42

Hey Squarer we must have similar names

tortoise · 19/05/2006 19:48

Im Fantasia velvet cheeks! rofl

Squarer · 19/05/2006 19:51

I suspect so Tallmummy! I'm also very tall. Are you me? Grin

tallmummy · 19/05/2006 19:53

Or am I you?Grin Spookeh! ( Oh blimey sorry - on 2nd glass of wine on an empty stomach now)

Northerner · 19/05/2006 19:56

Well I'm chesty lusty.

Sounds like a type of cough linctus to me......

DumbledoresGirl · 19/05/2006 19:58

Heidi Lusty Thighs here!

sottovoce · 19/05/2006 20:09

Heidi Glitterthong - I'm liking this !!

tallmummy · 19/05/2006 20:11

I'm gonna try it with my maiden name now and see if I get somethinmg sexier

Squarer · 19/05/2006 20:12

Now that has freaked me out Tallmummy (or should I say Sugar?) as I am on my second glass and dinner is in the oven...... Shock

tallmummy · 19/05/2006 20:12

Sugar Lustyridge - ohhh!

EmmyLou · 19/05/2006 20:30

Princess Lustyridge - sounds more like a Nordic Warrior!

dyzzidi · 19/05/2006 20:37

Fantasia Leather-Fire. Oohh it does sound very Porno like.

chocolateshoes · 19/05/2006 20:49

Sugar Sweet-Thong! Who invented this????

singledadofthree · 19/05/2006 20:54

Oh wow!! I'm Starr Glitter Thong...oh you know me so well :o

Miaou · 19/05/2006 21:07

Dallas Glitterhorn Grin

monkeytrousers · 19/05/2006 21:09

Sapphire Glitzshock

chocciekookee · 19/05/2006 21:12

Starr Glitzshock!
We must be a sister act monkeytrousers!!!