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find your stripper name!!! from Heidi Lustsizzle

181 replies

Auntymandy · 19/05/2006 12:08

OOOERR MISSUS !!!!

See what your stripper name will be, and share it with your friends: We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute. Please don't be a prude and ruin it. Send it on to everyone you know including the person that sent it to you.
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.

Here is your dose of humor...
A. Follow the 3 instructions to find your new name.
B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward it to friends and family and co-workers. Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you, so they know you participated.

  1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = Fantasia b = Chesty c = Starr d = Diamond e = Montana f = Angel g = Sugar h = Mimi i = Lola j =Kitty k = Roxie l = Dallas m = Princess n = Heidi o = Bambi

p = Bunny
q = Brandy
r = Sugar
s = Candy
t = Raquelle
u = Sapphire
v = Cinnamon
w = Blaze
x = Trixie
y = Isis
z = Jade

  1. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = Leather
b = Dream
c = Sunny
d = Deep
e = Heaven
f = Tight
g = Shimmer
h = Velvet
i = Lusty
j = Harley
k = Passion
l = Dazzle
m = Dixon
n = Spank
o = Glitter

p = Razor
q = Meadow
r = Glitz
s = Sparkle
t = Sweet
u = Silver

v = Tickle
w = Cherry
x = Hard
y = Nigh

z = Amber

  1. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name: a = hooter b = horn c = tower d = fire e = thighs f = hips g = side h = jugs i = shock j = cocker k = brook l = tush m = sizzle n = ridge o = kiss p = bomb q = cream r = thong s = heat t = whip u = cheeks v = rock w = hiney x = button

y = lick
z = juice

OP posts:
merrymum · 19/05/2006 13:11

isis silverwhip !! lmao!!

arfishymeau · 19/05/2006 13:24

Guffaw. Sugar Glitterjugs.

honeybunny · 19/05/2006 13:28

Dallas Glitterthong........... hmmmmm! Perhaps I'll go and take that glittery thong I put on this morning off again!!! Wouldnt like to give my moonlighting activities away now would I???!!!

Fimbo · 19/05/2006 13:30

Raquelle Glittertower - ooh sexy Grin

RedZuleika · 19/05/2006 13:34

Raquelle Heaventhighs.

Which is the nicest thing I've heard about my thighs in quite a while...

cupcakes · 19/05/2006 13:36

another little pony here:
Bunny Glittercheeks

Enid - we must have similar surnames (at least the 2nd and 3rd letter...)

fairyfly · 19/05/2006 13:40

Starr Leathertush, im not sure many men would want to poke a leather tush. I imagine elderly ladies have them.

Esmummy · 19/05/2006 13:41

Princess Leather Shock Grin

dewmeadow · 19/05/2006 13:44

Heidi Lustytush -oh er!

RedZuleika, I like yours. Yours is likea highclass stripper, whereas mine is anybody's.

megglevache · 19/05/2006 13:44

Candy Silver Thighs.

moonshaddow · 19/05/2006 13:48

raquelle spankfire

Iklboo · 19/05/2006 13:49

Fantasia Lustyheat

bubblez · 19/05/2006 13:49

PSML - Mine is Heidi Tightwhip GrinGrin

NomDePlume · 19/05/2006 13:50

Starr Silverside - I sound more like a prize beef heifer than a stripper !

NotActuallyAMum · 19/05/2006 13:52

This is great Grin

Lola Heaventhong here, but will be Lola Velvetglitter when I get married

melissasmummy · 19/05/2006 13:54

Princess Leather Whip!

Wisp · 19/05/2006 13:59

Starr Sweet (puke icon)!!

gscrym · 19/05/2006 14:14

Dallas Sunny Grin

JonesTheSteam · 19/05/2006 14:19

Lola Glitter-Ridge Grin

Lyndal · 19/05/2006 14:21

Heidi Heaven Thong. heh heh

LucyJu · 19/05/2006 14:22

I'm Starr Leatherthong! I seem to have a few sisters here - maybe we could do a show together??!!

peachyClair · 19/05/2006 14:36

Fantasia HeavenHooter

fab, but I think I can get away with my rl name on the stripper circuit.

blueamema · 19/05/2006 15:28

Princess Lusty-Tush!!!

dh will love that!!!!!

I also have afew Lusty-Tushn relatives.... hate to think what my mum's job was????

satine · 19/05/2006 15:37

Sugar Leather-Lick

madamechocolat · 19/05/2006 15:44

Starr Glitter-Kiss - how faerie-like Grin