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miracled · 15/08/2010 18:40

as to the identity of Liz Jones mystery rock star lover? Apologies if I am repeating a thread but just read today's 'wingefest' and can't believe its anything other than a work of fiction.

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ricketyrock · 03/12/2010 12:18

yes as i said before she is a fantasist and I reckon it's all a big fat lie. Im not wasting another second of my life on this!

kittya · 05/12/2010 16:42

whats she been up to today??

ricketyrock · 05/12/2010 20:20

www.dailymail.co.uk/home/you/index.html
same old bollocks

sharbie · 05/12/2010 20:22

not looking good is it?

TheCrackFox · 05/12/2010 20:34

Well, he did say that his first wife was much older than him so I still think Jim Kerr.

Anyway, did you see that she spent £900 because she couldn't be bothered to park properly at Heathrow? No wonder she is skint.

rshunter · 05/12/2010 20:46

Liz Jones, I know you must read this. If it's true, I want to get hold of you and shake some sense into you. What is wrong with you? You're not perfect..he's not perfect..nothing is perfect!!! How can you be so fussy and want to live on a farm where nothing is ever clean and perfect? I've lived in the country and in the town..give me the town anytime !!!And i've been married three times...looking for the perfect man???
I've settled for one that's less than perfect..but then I'm not as perfect as I thought I was..and that's the last time I'm uslng the perfect word this year...still don't know who he is!!!!!

kittya · 05/12/2010 22:24

Hes a rockstar and from the sounds of it was a successful one, of course he flipping cheated on all his wives!! Liz Jones please read the Mick Hucknal thread. What a stupid question to ask someone who has been in a band.

Im really losing patience with this woman, sending salad leaves back because they werent round? thats not quirky its just plain stupid.

She is reminding me of Gillian Mckeith.

I cant beleive any man worth his salt would put up with this kind of behaviour.

I think its all fabrication.

Damn!! I wish Id never read that now!!

southeastastra · 05/12/2010 22:25

i bet its kid jenson

sharbie · 05/12/2010 22:42

she is doing some serious backpeddling imo

kittya · 06/12/2010 11:11

you reckon? I never picked up on that.

GreenButton · 06/12/2010 13:02

Well, I read the latest piece of bollocks.

Blimey - she is one high maintainance lady - how I wish he had done a jobby in her luggage (a la Sharon Osbourne).

If it is true, he is heading for the hills and not looking back!

kittya · 06/12/2010 14:52

Things are so bad, I even dreamed about her last night.

sharbie · 06/12/2010 18:11

you are getting obsessed kittya Smile

rshunter · 09/12/2010 20:38

Oh well, all getting bored now........
A bit of a ditty

What a resounding clatter of bones
When the rock star caresses Elizabeth Jones
From Villette to Vendome
Echoes clatter of hooves
David covers his ears
In the shade of the Louvre...

Please feel free to join in, add or ignore me ....

sharbie · 12/12/2010 21:14

only a line or so today about him - backpedalling i tell you

rshunter · 13/12/2010 00:01

I'm afraid i have to admire her strategy...however, if she can call him and say come over right now..he can't be too far away. who was it that lives down that direction? please don't give up, i need food for my obsession.

kittya · 13/12/2010 18:43

thats exactly what I thought. Where does she live? unless he was going to get in his helicopter!

rshunter · 14/12/2010 00:45

I think it's Howard Jones who lives near Taunton? Thats not too far from Liz, five minutes by helicopter..and I'm not joking.

SpringHeeledJack · 14/12/2010 08:48

HoJo in a helicopter??

no way

kittya · 14/12/2010 19:22

god, its sounds so like Sting doesnt it? but, it couldnt be anyone with any cred.

Someone from Status Quo or some such like.

I dont think Howard is that loaded but, he does fit the criteria.

SpringHeeledJack · 14/12/2010 19:58

Quo

geeeeeenius! I think we've got our man

kittya · 14/12/2010 20:48

what? am I right?

SpringHeeledJack · 14/12/2010 21:07

I don't know

I hope so

Grin
GreenButton · 15/12/2010 00:24

Nah, I can't see Francis Rossi or Rick Parfitt wearing leggings!

My money's on HoJo!

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