Is anyone else at all curious

[miracled]

as to the identity of Liz Jones mystery rock star lover? Apologies if I am repeating a thread but just read today's 'wingefest' and can't believe its anything other than a work of fiction.

ooh link pretty please

www.dailymail.co.uk/home/you/article-1301938/In-I-enjoy-sun-sea-and.html

Try not to be sick!

Jarvis Cocker isn't doing his R6 show at the mo

hahahahahahahahahahahahaaaa

hmmmm ....he's 47/48 and clearly needing a boost to his profile and thinks that LJ's constant blogging/whingeing/bleating about every detail of their relationship won't necessarily ruin his career.

hmm... so he's also deluded then...

Adam Ant?
One of the Spandaus? (Are any of them mentalists?)

er.....

Adam Ant has been sectioned so a possibility, but from previous mentions the guy is also loaded (and blind presumably)

and illiterate...

and not allergic to animal fluff...

so I take it Adam Ant is also broke as well. (poor adam - I loved him so much when I was 15))

and he wears a Mickey Mouse t-shirt... and so is completely bereft of any fashion sense and evidently thinks he's quirky and zany.

He sounds like a real catch

does anyone else hate those illustrations for Liz Jones' articles that make her look like she's 15?

...or just me?

no, I'm definitely with you. It's outrageous.

I'm still smarting from seeing her house, after being led to believe she lived in a ramshackle farmhouse with no boiler and holey blankets. Serves me right for reading her claptrap (at my MIL's house I hasten to add)

I'm drawn to it like a moth to a flame

Mr C out of the Shamen

sting that would be entertaining

Can anyone link me to the article where her house was shown?

God I have been reading LJ for years and missed the last 2 where she actually has some fun!!!

I always assumed it was Roger Daltrey, because of him owning a farm, but the age is well out.

clam I'd like to see the house too and I actually read her book. Although I didn't buy it (my mum did).

Bryan Ferry. Got to be.

Or

Reg Presley of The Troggs

clam i wanna see it too...

Or him out of the Sweet that is on the car advert and looks like Jim Bowen in Jordan's wig!!!

haha semicolon

it could be roger daltrey

dp suggested steve winwood if we go the farmer/rock start route

read it and weep ladies

If you're really feeling strong, here are the full details on rightmove. It does look nicely done.

www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-16670631.html

Ozzy Osbourne?

I am going to place my bets on Andy Taylor from Duran Duran who is about the age she mentioned.

Hmm, there have been hints that he makes cheese. If it is the guy from Blur I am going to be Very Disappointed.

No No No

NOT ALEX JAMES

Alex James is too young

Andy Taylor ticks the boxes...mind you though didn't he have some sort of breakdown as he hates being in the limelight? -if that's the case the last thing you'd want to do is go out with Liz and have your every move documented in the Mail

God...can't believe I'm taking this seriously

I think it's very nice that you are concerned for his mental health