AMA. It’s my birthday. I’m quite drunk. Unhinged Qs only pls.

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Is it going to snow on Christmas Day?

Only if you’re in the Alps.

If you could only eat one type of food for the rest of your life, what would you eat?

Do you know the way to San Jose?

Happy birthday! 🎉
How significant is it?

If the sky wasn’t blue, what colour would it be?

Happy birthday!

Daddy or chips?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

If you could celebrate anywhere and in any way you wanted with £1 million- where would be and what would you be doing

I woke up today with my face covered in itchy lumps. Am I going to die?

Oh, and happy birthday

If you had to choose to be any animal, what would you be, and why?

Bread.
in all forms.

Is it a nightmare having a birthday 5 days before Christmas?

I’m shit with directions. Please don’t give me a map.

Is this a question

Thanks you.
not significant. Ends in a 3.

What's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to you?

I drank some milk 5 minutes after midnight and the use by date was the day before. Am I going to die?

Happy birthday. What have been your best and worst presents ever?

Wine.
in old literature and poems, the sea was referred to as wine. Thibk sky would suit this too.

Do the myriad Health Anxiety threads on here serve any purpose?

Dad is a 7/10 but chips a 2/10 thanks to Ozempic so Dad.

Happy birthday , it's mine too soon. Mine is on tuesday. I'm about to be 75.

my question, how old are you?

Is it ok to microwave a Fray Bentos IF i transfer it to a Tupperware (stained slightly red from the previous meals in it)?

And Happy Birthday🥰

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