AMA. It’s my birthday. I’m quite drunk. Unhinged Qs only pls.

[YippeeKayayeMF]

Go

Cake. They go hard when stale. Biscuits go soft.
plus orange flavour is for cakes, not biscuits.

I blame the Egyptians. Gave the little fluffy fuckers unrealistic expectations.

About 22. I can’t believe I’m a fully fledged adult with responsibilities.

You're not wrong. Turns out the sense of entitlement lasts for MANY generations.

What's the track that always gets you on the dancefloor?

Proclaimers 500 Miles.
baaaa dah daaaaa.

Are you now in need of
a) paracetamol and a lie in
b) all the carbs
c) hair of the dog

I’m still in bed 😬

Had two paracetamol and a pint of water. Going to snooze for another bit, then take the dogs on a good walk. Fresh air will do me good. I think.