AMA. It’s my birthday. I’m quite drunk. Unhinged Qs only pls.

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Happy birthday from someone who also has a birthday right next to fucking Christmas. Sending solidarity and love

Do you fart when you sneeze aka "Snart"?

Good question!

Someqhere cold and snowy. Wood cabin, hot tub, open fire, northern lights.. Maybe use the rest of the cash to rent Adele or someone to sing to me while I rinse the suds off?

It’s all I’ve ever known but generally- yes. Nobody ever wants to go out, people forget, and I do get Christmas cards with Ps Happy Virthday written on them.

Ketchup or mayo on chips?

Rhetorical.
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yes.

Thank you.

Toure unlikely to die but take an antihistamine. Maybe Piriton because they make me very sleepy so you’ll have a nice rest possibly?

One of my cats because they have an excellent life and lots of staff.

Oooh, me too!

Happy birthday!

Are you planning on voting for Reform?

If you could banish one sport for ever, which would you choose?

I’m a very lucky human and have plenty of lovely people on my life who say nice things. Someone recently told me I inspired them to drastically change their life for the better, that was cool.
and a 13 yr old said they liked me because I know what Hailey Bieber nails are. That was a big one.

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No, you’ll be fine. Cows don’t have use by dates on their udders.

Happy birthday!

Who do you think would win in a fight between a honey badger and a lion?__

I have found that unhinged doors just fall off when they are opened, would it be sensible to convert them all to sliding doors or do you have a better suggestion?

Best, a Monchichi when I was 6.
worst- an Ikea catalogue.

Happy birthday for soon ❤️

They make me feel normal.

Seriousky- no. And the amount of placating good natured people do on those threads does more harm than good. Never placate anny form of anxiety. It helps noBody.

Yes, 🙌 ta fine to microwave a FB pie, but you should bin it immediately afterwards

Not frequently but definitely has happened. I always wonder if I’ll implode if when it happens.

Mayo. Specifically the kind you get in Belgium.

I’m not in UK so no.
but absolutely wouldn’t vote reform if I were British.
So double no.

Can I give two? Horseracibg and greyhound racing. Both extraordinarily cruel to the animals.

Are you disappointed that tinned Nestlé cream has been discontinued?

And on that subject, where do you stand on Squirty Cream?

Thank you.

Lion.

I’ve put consideration into this but figured lion has it assuming that honey badger figure if a lion can take down a wildebeest, a little petite psychopath like a honey badger won’t be an issue.