AMA. It’s my birthday. I’m quite drunk. Unhinged Qs only pls.

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What one thing do you do in secret that no one else in the world knows about?

Think I read it as a child. Learned the wine sea fact in a podcast.

I am not. Should I?

I’m a sock and slippers gal. Ultimate cosiness and wasy to kick off slippers when needed.

It's used a lot in the Odyssey, the wine dark sea.

How do you like your steak done?

Hard core! Enjoy!

Blue.

So rare that a good vet could revive it. I like to hear a faint mop when I stock the fork I n

Wax my nostrils! I’m pale and very dark haired. Keep a tub of microwavable wax beads in the downstairs loo that nobody else uses during the day. Easy path between loo and microwave in kitchen.

Faint moo.
🐮

Are you a potato?

Could you take down a deer?

And if yes, how would you do it??

is die hard a christmas film?

I am not. I can do the monster mash though. Close enough?

No, I’m far too tipsy.

Absolutely not.

Loved that advert

Where in the world are you?
Are you 43?
(I had to google monchichi dolls)
Happy Birthday!

Favourite Christmas film?

Who let the dogs out?

Somewhere in Europe.
yes- 43! 🕵️‍♀️
thank you.

Muppets Christmas Carol.
🎶 light the lamp not the rat

Who, who, who, who?
het down Ruffy, get down Scruffy, get down you deal infested mongrel. Great lyrics. Poetry really.

is Jaffa cake a cake or a biscuit

Why is my cat an arsehole?

How old are you in your head?