AMA. It’s my birthday. I’m quite drunk. Unhinged Qs only pls.

[YippeeKayayeMF]

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I recently learned about the physics around the placement of footings relative to the top and bottom of the doorway. It was surprisingly interesting .

I’m not familiar with Newtle cream. Pls educate me.

Cream in a can ≠ cream

Interesting, I'd go honey badger as they are legit insane, but I see your thinking.

I don’t know about you, but I’m thinking LittlePetitePsychopath would make an excellent username.

This should say placement of door hinges not footings.

Happy birthday 🥳 If you had a penis for a day, what would you do with it?

I came home today and found +this+ under my Christmas tree. Any idea wtf it is pls

It’s my birthday too. Are you me?

Happy birthday to you too!

Why did Vinted remove my second bra listing this evening?

I took several photos of it. And uploaded them.

That's ten minutes of my life I'll never get back.

How much will you spend on cheese this festive season? (inspired by a cheese thread this evening)

It has a name?

Helicopter

That is clearly evidence of Santa’s existence and he has left his beard behind

Happy birthday!
do you like having a Christmas birthday?

Because vinted is shit.

Did you have men messaging you asking for photos of your I. Said bra? Happened my friend when she put her shoes in eBay.

Not as much as I’d like (see previous comment re: Ozempic.
Do very much love cheese though.

Urgh not so far.

Can you prove you're drunker than me?! I'm on the Henry Weston Vintage cider and I'm arseholed! 🤣🤣🤣

Is it a merkin?! 🤣🤣🤣

I for one am gutted about this! Haven't bought it for years, but loved it as a kid! Am bloody "fewmin" that I didn't stock up in anticipation of this inhumane action!

It’s my birthday tomorrow!
fluffy socks or slippers for indoor mooching?

I remember this advert!

Did you read Through the Looking Glass? I remember reading that there. Great book!

Are you going to Bridlington fair?