Ok - comments like this are delusional. I’m a social worker, I only work with adults but my colleagues work with children.
Children’s services are not morons, that are completely capable of delineating between a well run household with well look after happy children where the parents smoke a bit of puff and the absolute horrors they have to deal with.
If you think even the police or childrens services would be at all interested you are unhinged. It is the all round wellbeing of the child in the home that is the addressed - not the moral habits of the parents. Are you aware there are many families where both parents can be IV heroin addicts who are unable to even look after themselves let alone children. Some poor kids have had to live in absolute squalor, without decent food let alone love - systematic abuse and degradation?
The levels of child abuse my colleagues see is obscene, some are affected by PTSD. Horrific sexual abuse where children are often passed round abusers, violence, exploitation you name it.
Children’s and family services are there to ensure the wellbeing of children not enforce somebody else’s moral judgements.
You could light up a spliff in front of most coppers and they want bat an eyelid, they are only interested in huge dealers and growers and gangs. Even most growers will only be fined if its a first offense. The amounts for the police to take an interest have to be huge, really huge.
I am not saying this is a good thing, just pointing out how incredibly out of touch you are.