I am a Mumsnet expert AMA!

[nuttybiscuit]

I am officially well endowed with the knowledge.

@ufucoffee

What is the Mumsnet haircut? I genuinely don't know.

You put it all up in a pony tail that looks like a unicorn horn and then lop the end off with hedge shears.

I bought new bras, and I don't look better, HELP!

My right arm has fallen off, should I go to A&E?

DH says that it ‘tis but a flesh wound.

Not seen such a rare collection of creepy wee brackets in a long long time

NC for this

I've posted in AIBU for traffic

When did they gain the 'creepy wee' description?

Are Pombears acceptable dinner party cuisine?

Will I still get in trouble for mentioning Mitmoo?

Why does one of the supply teachers at my son's nursery have a vendetta against him?

And that mad secret thing about leaving blank lines in a post. That only the elite inner circle knew how to do. Then somdbody gave the game away. So everyone was doing it.

Ooh @Viviennemary I did know how to do that but can’t remember at all!

But probably only after the cat was out of the bag 😆

I can't remember either.

Is it too early to start buying stocking fillers and putting them away for Christmas?

What does hamster stew taste like? And are those cubes of poo?

Did you LTB because he looked at you on a Wednesday morning at 10:36am for 3 seconds instead of 2?

@AgathaMystery

Is the penis beaker washed by hand or AIBU to put it in the dishwasher?

where is barry from hull now? i think that was his name maybe brian?

Definitely Brian - and I think we all know where he is now…either performing his signature yoni massage or in prison.

I saw cod popped back briefly recently. She should come and answer these questions!

I don't think op is coming back.

On the off chance that you do, what is the best accompaniment to serve with Badger? I was thinking rice, but not sure.

What is the game and why do people keep losing it?

@Allmyarseandpeggymartin

What is the game and why do people keep losing it?

Damn you!

I've run out of

Do spiders really rub their willy's on your face when you're asleep 😉