I am a Mumsnet expert AMA!

[nuttybiscuit]

I am officially well endowed with the knowledge.

What do I do if I find the neighbours in my holiday home in Mexico?

What was the yoni massage with Brian from Hull like??

What happens to the cows if everyone goes vegan?

When did 'aswell' become an actual word?

Will dungarees suit me?

How do you strike that delicate balance between being kind to your cleaner, but also making sure she knows her place?

Everyone knows that you tell her to help herself to the (Aldi instant) coffee, to make her feel at home. but make sure you hide the Nespresso pods because it’s definitely not her home.

Thank you to those making an effort with creepy wee brackets

Have you cancelled the cheque yet?

Here, have my first biscuit

Should I go to A&E if I’ve had an accident, and it’s a bit of an emergency? Or not?

according to a recent Swingers ama in chat upside down for your pineapple!

And did they mention how to present your pampas grass? Or which centre parks is best??

Are the moldies still moldering away in an “exclusive” corner of the internet?

Are we about to go into kickdown?

Or even lockdown?

Is it OK if I wear a white maxi dress to my friend's wedding?

Have you ever mistaken a fat ball for a scotch egg?

What name goes with Sheila?

I'm a gynaecologist, AMA.

My boyfriend is a total bastard, but if you advise me to leave him I will defend him to the end.

That's terrible OP

Do you own a penguin bollard? 🐧 🚗

@Alonelonelylonersbadidea

Whatever happened to Phyllis?

I miss Phyllis

Everyone says I'm ugly, what do you think? (Posts photo of supermodel).

How old am I?

What was this Mouldies folk used to mention.

It’s a parking one!

WTF is this in my poo/bed/hair/etc….