I am a Mumsnet expert AMA!

[nuttybiscuit]

I am officially well endowed with the knowledge.

[Allmyarseandpeggymartin]

@Bytrgrewd

[Campervangirl]

Do spiders really rub their willy's on your face when you're asleep 😉

[DownToTheSeaAgain]

I've run out of

[Bytrgrewd]

@Allmyarseandpeggymartin

What is the game and why do people keep losing it?

Damn you!

[Allmyarseandpeggymartin]

What is the game and why do people keep losing it?

[MysweetAudrina]

I don't think op is coming back.

On the off chance that you do, what is the best accompaniment to serve with Badger? I was thinking rice, but not sure.

[Bytrgrewd]

I saw cod popped back briefly recently. She should come and answer these questions!

[AgnesNaismith]

Definitely Brian - and I think we all know where he is now…either performing his signature yoni massage or in prison.

[SomersetDreams]

where is barry from hull now? i think that was his name maybe brian?

[HELLITHURT]

@AgathaMystery

Is the penis beaker washed by hand or AIBU to put it in the dishwasher?

[XmeansX]

Did you LTB because he looked at you on a Wednesday morning at 10:36am for 3 seconds instead of 2?

[Bytrgrewd]

What does hamster stew taste like? And are those cubes of poo?

[PenguinPup]

Is it too early to start buying stocking fillers and putting them away for Christmas?

[Viviennemary]

I can't remember either.

[Bytrgrewd]

But probably only after the cat was out of the bag 😆

[Bytrgrewd]

Ooh @Viviennemary I did know how to do that but can’t remember at all!

[Viviennemary]

And that mad secret thing about leaving blank lines in a post. That only the elite inner circle knew how to do. Then somdbody gave the game away. So everyone was doing it.

[ReeseWitherfork]

Why does one of the supply teachers at my son's nursery have a vendetta against him?

[LadyFlumpalot]

Will I still get in trouble for mentioning Mitmoo?

[mamaduckbone]

Are Pombears acceptable dinner party cuisine?

[FleeceNavidadfromtheSheep]

When did they gain the 'creepy wee' description?

[PenguinPup]

NC for this

I've posted in AIBU for traffic

[raffle]

Not seen such a rare collection of creepy wee brackets in a long long time

[RisingMoon]

My right arm has fallen off, should I go to A&E?

DH says that it ‘tis but a flesh wound.

[whatisthisinhere]

I bought new bras, and I don't look better, HELP!