I am a Mumsnet expert AMA!

[nuttybiscuit]

I am officially well endowed with the knowledge.

Oh somebody already asked that. Read the thread.

@HopingForMyRainbowBaby

Have you ever screamed at the Sistine chapel?

Can the Mumsnet stretchy chicken be included in "just picky bits" ?

Is it ever ok to read and run? Or should we stay & ask OP where they've gone?

Bin wars!

Is Ellaroo grown up now? Does she still eat sweetcorn?

How big is the Mumsnet chicken?

Did you mean to be so rude?

Have you logged all of everything with the police op?

What should I do about people having sex in my hedge?

Are noise cancelling headphones really the answer to everything?

Can you please demonstrate how "no" is a complete sentence?
Is cutted up pear an appropriate dinner party dessert?
Why no diagrams?
What type of viper builds a nest?

And (just to show my age....) whatever happened to the Supremely Fishy One?

Is this a reverse?

Are there any circumstances in which one should NOT LTB.

Name them...

I'm going to let my darling children take their Super Soakers to a friend's bday party. AIBU?

How do you learn to tilt your head and clutch your pearls simultaneously?

My booble plate is stuck - help!

Should I leave the bastard?

Is it acceptable to have a non- standardised spelling of a name for my baby?

My child wants to attend a non-Russell Group uni - should I consider an intervention / imposing economic sanctions / referral to CAMHS?

Where exactly are the hills that posters are advised to run to?

@Chelsea26

What can be done about spoony fuckers?

Can you please demonstrate a ‘tinkly little laugh’?

Should I cancel the cheque?

And a head tilt to go with the laugh

What is the Mumsnet haircut? I genuinely don't know.

I've never heard of mumsnet haircut before but I immediately got an image of an immaculate short pixie type cut. In my head it's blonde

How many parcels do you think my neighbour has stolen so far and can you suggest methods on how to approach/throttle her. Do you think she is conspiring for world domination next