I’m in your house

[Inulcero]

I’m in your house. Ask me anything.
AMA

Could you please describe yourself?

Are you good at cleaning?

Please could you ask dds to do their own washing, after that pour me a gin and tonic, ice and a slice,

Whose new pyjamas are better - 15WorraLiberty's or mine?

Will I see you if I turn around?

@StrawberrySquash

Whose new pyjamas are better - 15WorraLiberty's or mine?

It better be mine.

I'll have you know I paid £6!!

Could you just bring everything down from the loft please?

Love 15WorraLiberty's pyjama too and strawberry squash’s pyjama bottoms

Be honest - do I look mutton dressed as lamb in my slinky, lacey robe that DH got me for Christmas?

Top*

Love the robe 👍

Which floor are you on?

Dont have a house

Any chance you noticed where I put the creme egg I got from the garage this morning?

Can you feed the kitten at 5am?

Can you deal with my DS's extremely irritating girlfriend for me?

All the laundry and dishes are done. Robovac is set for 3am. So grab some of the Christmas gin from the dining table. Glasses are by the sink (newly washed and dried) and tonic is in the fridge. There’s frozen berries in the top drawer of the freezer if you fancy. I’ve just poured mine. I’m not shifting off the sofa so the cuddle chair is yours. I’m just finishing a training module so pick a film from Netflix or Amazon and I’ll be with you on 10 mins.

Great, I'm off out. Kids shouldn't be any trouble. Back Sunday, thanks.

I lost my tv remote five months ago while sitting on the sofa watching Lilo and Stitch on Disney+

Can you find it for me please?

Why is my 12 year old daughter still FaceTiming her cousin at this time of night?

"Would you care to dust? I never do." LOL, as for you, you would be wondering why a house so dusty is also so neat, OR why a house so neat is also so dusty, depending on how your mind works.

What is the epiphany

Tooms? Arrrrgh

Oh he'll, just tested positive, does that mean your staying for the next week?

Ah well I'm sure I can find things for you to do.