I’m in your house

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I’m in your house. Ask me anything.
AMA

Could you dust behind the bookcase in the hall please?

Have I lost weight since you last saw me?

Can you set the clock on my oven?

Could you be a treasure and find the ridiculously expensive hot sauce gift set I bought before xmas, ta very much

For the love of god - please clean my bathroom, like actually, please. Thank you (pink stuff, bleach, antibacterial wipes, bathroom cleaner and star drops down side of sink) thank you 😊

Can you please find the garage key?

Could you iron the massive pile of bedlinen please?

If you’re an expert on hoarding/disorganisation could you advise me where to start? Cheers!

Can you change the clock on the oven to British Winter time please

And please don’t eat the chocolate 🍫

Why do I need chalk for The Epiphany?

I have new pyjamas too! What proportion of people on th thread have new pyjamas?

Are you a gorgeous hunk of a man? If so, come on up

Can you get me another glass while you’re in the kitchen, lovely?

Actually, just bring the bottle-it’s been a long week

I’m sorry you’ve tired of the questions, but could you please let me know if you’re upstairs or downstairs as I want to set the alarm. Alternatively, if you’re downstairs don’t move until I come down in the morning otherwise the alarm will wake the children and I won’t stop them from getting you, and asking you a billion questions loudly at the same time on repeat. 🥴

did you leave the toilet seat up?

Have you brought milk tray?

Are you responsible for the poo in the middle of our lawn or was it Fizzkitty again?

Sorry about the mess. DH is too ill and I'm too pregnant to do anything about it for now.

Which room do you think needs decorating next?

Should I actually put the kitchen and dining rooms into the knock through sitting room at the front of the house and put the sitting room into the rear out-shut instead?

hi would you like a coffee and rollup in the garden with me and after that would you mind changing my bed for me , as it will save me a job for tomrrow ?

Take the bloody stuff that's been sitting on the stairs for aoens up!!

Can you tell DS to turn off Fifa (you will need to do that repeatedly over the next hour till he eventually gives in).

My epiphany chalks were by the kitchen chalk board, HTH

Are you sleeping with my husband??