I’m in your house

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I’m in your house. Ask me anything.
AMA

Eh furry boots ye fae yerself quine?

Or loon? I don't want to be discriminatory natch...

Could you fix the bath tap?

@ArabellaScott and @toottoot obvs

Why are you in my house?

Will you hold the baby so I can go to sleep? Thanks

of course have a good night your baby will be fine

Nice homes everyone 👍

Oh. I've only just flea sprayed, I hope you aren't breathing.

Are you that fellow living in the attic, from Luther?

If you're in my house, I'm guessing you're the one that moves things so that we can't find them, or occasionally throws things around in the kitchen.

Why do you do that? Is it an attention seeking thing, or was there a specific message you wanted to convey with your shenanigans?

If you are my horrible neighbour, feck off and don't lock the bloody gate.

If you are my nice neighbour or one of the magi, would you like a slice of galette de roi? It's very good and you'll be saving me from myself.

If you'd like to fill the dishwasher afterwards, that'd be grand!

Great, can you see to my kids whilst I sleep? But don't come in my room I have covid

Hi all, I am 30 years old. I have a boy who's 5 and a boy who's 2.
Anyone fancy chatting

Will we watch the next episode of this or shall we put something else on?

Can you make a brew and put the clean bedding on? You can have the leftover mince pies and any of the cats.

@Goldrill

Will we watch the next episode of this or shall we put something else on?

I’m enjoying this 👍

I hope you're wearing a mask, I have covid

@WhoWants2Know

If you're in my house, I'm guessing you're the one that moves things so that we can't find them, or occasionally throws things around in the kitchen.

Why do you do that? Is it an attention seeking thing, or was there a specific message you wanted to convey with your shenanigans?

I wanted to see how long I could go unnoticed moving things about

Or hiding under the bed with a death mask on?

Can you get rid of the rodent? It might be a large mouse or a small rat. I couldn't see it because it moved so fast and disappeared into a space next to the toilet soil pipe. bloody cats

Do you want a drink? We’ve got tea, coke, lemonade or something stronger…

Take a good look around - move or extend?!! Move or extend?!!

I’m driving myself and everyone else in the house mad…

Could do with a fresh perspective. Thank you!

So, you're Alexa......

Can you tell me why I get mould in three rooms and not the others