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Getsomemeatonyerbones · 08/11/2026 18:16

They are very strange arent they?
I have always thought this.
He either looks manic and crazy or they're like black holes, just dead, wonder if that's telling?

Also, did you ever fancy him? I had a friend who thought he was gorgeous. I never ever did and he couldn't have been further from my type

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EvieBB · Today 09:55

Jadeprincess · Today 09:26

Was this the book where he describes with glee how he tormented his pet dog?

I don't remember reading that. Obviously that's appalling

EvieBB · Today 09:55

EvieBB · Today 09:55

I don't remember reading that. Obviously that's appalling

It's not like you know what's in the book before you buy it! 🙄

Jadeprincess · Today 10:30

EvieBB · Today 09:55

I don't remember reading that. Obviously that's appalling

It seems he was a nasty piece of goods from the word 'go'...

In his 2007 autobiography My Booky Wook, Russell Brand confessed to being cruel to his childhood family dog, Topsy.
The passage described a recurring cycle of behavior from when he was roughly 11 years old:

  • The Lure: After a rule was introduced banning Topsy from the upper floor of the house, Brand would sit at the top of the stairs and coax the dog to come up to him ("Topsy! Topsy! Topsy!").
  • The Abuse: Once the nervous dog cautiously climbed up to the forbidden area, Brand would scold her and violently kick her back down to the bottom of the stairs.
  • The Pretended Sympathy: He would then run downstairs to cuddle and comfort Topsy, later comparing the dynamic to having an "evil twin" upstairs and a "good twin" downstairs.
The story re-emerged widely across social media and news commentary following his recent legal convictions and trial.
Jadeprincess · Today 10:43

godmum56 · Today 09:36

Yes.

And you still thought he was attractive ? - wow !

MesaVerde · Today 11:09

Tears0fTheMushroom · Today 00:07

Ra Ra Russell Brand. Johnny Depp from Poundland.

Ha ha! I've always referred to him as 'Poundland Jack Sparrow'

EvieBB · Today 11:11

Jadeprincess · Today 10:30

It seems he was a nasty piece of goods from the word 'go'...

In his 2007 autobiography My Booky Wook, Russell Brand confessed to being cruel to his childhood family dog, Topsy.
The passage described a recurring cycle of behavior from when he was roughly 11 years old:

  • The Lure: After a rule was introduced banning Topsy from the upper floor of the house, Brand would sit at the top of the stairs and coax the dog to come up to him ("Topsy! Topsy! Topsy!").
  • The Abuse: Once the nervous dog cautiously climbed up to the forbidden area, Brand would scold her and violently kick her back down to the bottom of the stairs.
  • The Pretended Sympathy: He would then run downstairs to cuddle and comfort Topsy, later comparing the dynamic to having an "evil twin" upstairs and a "good twin" downstairs.
The story re-emerged widely across social media and news commentary following his recent legal convictions and trial.

Horrendous. That poor dog 😓
If you can do that to an animal, then that's very telling. The man is sick

PeloMom · Today 11:13

always thought he was sleaze. I remember he was constantly on telly/ in the papers 20+ yrs ago and I just couldn’t figure out what women saw in him (from memory he was # something the sexiest man in the world or something at some point).

godmum56 · Today 11:15

Jadeprincess · Today 10:43

And you still thought he was attractive ? - wow !

Not me. I never thought he was anything but a mouthy sleaze. Also I never read the book.

OrlandointheWilderness · Today 11:29

I thought he was funny when he first started out and fancied him a bit. But the lore he spoke the less I liked him- he uses a huge amount of word salad to try and convince the world he is intelligent, however if you actually understand the words he uses then some times he makes absolutely no sense at all!!!
can’t stand him and haven’t liked him for years.

TwoShades1 · Today 11:54

I’ll admit I quite liked him. Thought he was attractive liked his comedy, though he did get a bit wordy and political sometimes which isn’t really my thing.

however I’m completely unsurprised when he was accused of rape and sexual assault. He’s done a lot of drugs and alcohol and sex and had a messed up childhood and a very high opinion of himself. I don’t think he set out with a plan to rape women, more that I don’t think he actually occurred to him that some people didn’t want to have sex with him.

CloveRinse · Today 13:48

Mama2many73 · 08/11/2026 19:51

Believe its proven that cruelty to animals develop into cruelty to humans.

From my POV I never fancied him, some friends did, his humour wasn't mine but thats personal.preference. I saw him as overly confident and cocky which I really dont like in a man.

I think those who say its a witch hunt by the establishment etc are delusional. He is a predator who hunted women and did it in plain sight and got away with it for too long. Men.especialky need to call inappropriate behaviour / sexual harassment and abuse.

I think there will be a lot of men, both famous and not , who might becoming very worried at what could be heading their.way.

I don't think David Walliams is sleeping well at night at the moment!

EvieBB · Today 13:50

Jadeprincess · Today 10:43

And you still thought he was attractive ? - wow !

As I said, I don't remember reading that part of the book at all. It was over 2 decades ago....

godmum56 · Today 17:23

EvieBB · Today 13:50

As I said, I don't remember reading that part of the book at all. It was over 2 decades ago....

how can that not stick in your mind?

godmum56 · Today 17:24

CloveRinse · Today 13:48

I don't think David Walliams is sleeping well at night at the moment!

I thought that today when the news was on

EvieBB · Today 17:35

godmum56 · Today 17:23

how can that not stick in your mind?

No idea. I don't think I even finished the book....🤔 It was from the library

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