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Russel Brands eyes

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Getsomemeatonyerbones · 08/11/2026 18:16

They are very strange arent they?
I have always thought this.
He either looks manic and crazy or they're like black holes, just dead, wonder if that's telling?

Also, did you ever fancy him? I had a friend who thought he was gorgeous. I never ever did and he couldn't have been further from my type

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godmum56 · 09/11/2026 09:23

DelphineFox · 09/11/2026 09:02

That's horrific. Did knowing that not put Laura Brand off him?

well it was in a published book that he wrote, so not an allegation, that people read and it didn't seem to put them off him.

SerendipityJane · 09/11/2026 09:24

YourZingyJadeTraybake · 08/11/2026 19:44

He seems like the sort of person who could be a cult leader or claim to be a Messiah and convince loads of people to end themselves or something else very creepy. Maybe he will start a cult in prison

Well he did call a show "Messiah Complex" ....

OonaStubbs · 09/11/2026 09:41

I can imagine Brand instructing all his disciples to drink the Kool Aid. When I look into his eyes I see nothing except pure evil.

Urgentbiscuitrequired · 09/11/2026 09:42

I used to find his 'act' funny because I assumed in the early days that was what it was, but I wasn't really aware of his more sexualised humour at the time. Just thought he was an eccentric, wordy gobshite for laughs. I only ever saw snippets of him on TV.

He was never, ever attractive. The early 00s was a time when men could manage to womanise but not wash or get dressed properly. I don't know how they pulled it off. They all looked like they'd been out the night before, and in a confused state the morning after, got half dressed in their partners clothes in the morning. It was an awful time really for this sort of thing because it was seen as 'rock n roll'.

MrsShawnHatosy · 09/11/2026 09:50

RB is the sort of person who back in the 70s would have become a cult leader rather than a celebrity. See photo of David Koresh below, there are similarities. I have never fancied him, like others have said I thought he looked like he needed a good wash.

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CountBoscoTheSecondsWife · 09/11/2026 09:59

Abhannmor · 08/11/2026 19:59

I wouldn't have said he was eloquent. As others have said he just uses a lot of long , arcane sounding words at a rate of knots. Logorrhea . Does that have an adjectival form? Otiose, insufferably long winded. Perhaps he was, as Disraeli said of Gladstone : ' Intoxicated by the exuberance of his own verbosity.'

I had to look up the meaning of 3 words in your post. I like learning new words, thanks!

Mysteise · 09/11/2026 10:28

godmum56 · 09/11/2026 09:16

I was aware of The Mighty Boosh like I was aware of other TV programs I never watched and never wanted to watch. It all seemed icky to me.

That’s absolutely fine that you felt like that. A decent percentage of UK teenagers at the time, who would have been young millennials, didn’t, though. Youth culture has traditionally been quite tribal, and some groups have always been drawn to things that are a bit subversive or deliberately challenging. That’s part of the Marmite appeal of being young and expressing yourself, really. Most of the more extreme or underground scenes often emerge from working-class towns and cities and that’s a subject in itself. A lot of people don’t necessarily understand those cultures because they haven’t grown up in the places or communities that give birth to them. You can see similar things with drum and bass, emo and other scenes, too. I don’t want to derail the OP’s topic from brand so shall leave it there.

AcornNuts · 09/11/2026 10:30

I always assumed he was high on whatever drug(s)

CountBoscoTheSecondsWife · 09/11/2026 10:35

Wildfairy · 08/11/2026 21:58

I can’t see anything wrong with his eyes, just brown eyes,

I never found him attractive, but I like the big rugby player type, the super masculine, weedy long haired guys never did it for me. I also never found him funny, I remember not watching the big brother spin off as he was hosting it, I thought his humour was just not funny, and I was target demographic and certainly no prude.

i think he’s had a bad coke habit, a very high sex drive, is messed up due to his childhood, is misogynistic, a complete narcissist, lacks empathy. And is very insecure and someone who rode the crest of a wave and rhe culture at the time to become successful. I remember being shocked when katy Perrie got with him and then married him.

However I think she’s got a dodgy taste in blokes. I recall an image of her kayaking with Orlando bloom and he was stark naked, she was in swimwear, Justin what’s his name applying sun screen to her breasts, under her swimsuit as she just looked at him.

amyway I don’t see evil eyes, I don’t think he’s evil to be fair. Yes his crimes are abhorrent, but I don’t think he’s evil with evil eyes and grin.

How can you read about his awful crimes and not think he's evil @wildfairy? I'm curious about that.

nam3c4ang3 · 09/11/2026 10:37

There’s something mentally very very wrong with him…. I would say I hope he gets the help he needs but I just don’t think anyone can help him…

DelphineFox · 09/11/2026 10:40

godmum56 · 09/11/2026 09:23

well it was in a published book that he wrote, so not an allegation, that people read and it didn't seem to put them off him.

Yes I knew it was in his book and not just an allegation

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godmum56 · 09/11/2026 11:12

Mysteise · 09/11/2026 10:28

That’s absolutely fine that you felt like that. A decent percentage of UK teenagers at the time, who would have been young millennials, didn’t, though. Youth culture has traditionally been quite tribal, and some groups have always been drawn to things that are a bit subversive or deliberately challenging. That’s part of the Marmite appeal of being young and expressing yourself, really. Most of the more extreme or underground scenes often emerge from working-class towns and cities and that’s a subject in itself. A lot of people don’t necessarily understand those cultures because they haven’t grown up in the places or communities that give birth to them. You can see similar things with drum and bass, emo and other scenes, too. I don’t want to derail the OP’s topic from brand so shall leave it there.

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Totally agree with you. I was middle aged at the time and i know that every generation has its own kind (or kinds) of teen rebellion and what is or is not acceptable as humour changes too. I saw this a bit with alternative comedy where the rule seemed to be "you can be funny about anything" well yeah but that also has the potential to slide into verbal abuse and normalisation of some very unpleasant behaviour.

EvieBB · 09/11/2026 11:31

Getsomemeatonyerbones · 08/11/2026 18:16

They are very strange arent they?
I have always thought this.
He either looks manic and crazy or they're like black holes, just dead, wonder if that's telling?

Also, did you ever fancy him? I had a friend who thought he was gorgeous. I never ever did and he couldn't have been further from my type

Unfortunately I did find him fairly fanciable back in the day but wouldn't have touched him with a bargepole as he'd been round the block too much....yuk

CloveRinse · 09/11/2026 11:33

5128gap · 08/11/2026 18:33

I must be one of the tiny minority of people who never looked at Brand and thought him anything other than a decent looking if you like that sort of thing, funny at times bloke, with perfectly ordinary eyes. I never got 'a vibe', a foreshadowing of evil, my flesh didn't crawl and I categorically did not know all along he was a wrong un.

I think you definitely in the minority.

EvieBB · 09/11/2026 11:38

CountBoscoTheSecondsWife · 09/11/2026 10:35

How can you read about his awful crimes and not think he's evil @wildfairy? I'm curious about that.

Conversely I never used to watch the BB spin off show until he started hosting and was transfixed because I found him so different and 'out there' and intriguing. A bit of a nutter....but an intelligent and witty one and he did make me laugh.
I also prefer rugby types but there was still something attractive about him back in the day imo.
But yes I feel sick now at the though of him.
I've no sympathy left for Laura either. How she can still believe his lies is very frustrating

Jadeprincess · 09/11/2026 11:50

DelphineFox · 09/11/2026 10:40

Yes I knew it was in his book and not just an allegation

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This is the hallmark of an abuser in the making.They start with animals, then move onto kids then women.
Numerous studies show a strong overlap between cruelty to animals and violence directed at humans, including child abuse, domestic violence, and elder abuse.
Violent acts toward animals have long been recognized as indicators of a dangerous psychopathy that does not confine itself to animal abuse.
If I was his wife I wouldn't leave the kids alone with him - fortunately that won't happen now because he'll be banged up very soon.

EvieBB · 09/11/2026 11:53

JontyGentooey · 08/11/2026 19:57

I always thought he was gross. He reminds me of the Child Catcher off Chatty bang bang. Yuck.

I worked in a bookshop when my Booky Wook was released and could not understand why so many wanted to read it!

I have the book. I thought he was funny and strangely attractive. Obviously not now 🤮

CrystalRabbit · 09/11/2026 11:54

CountBoscoTheSecondsWife · 09/11/2026 10:35

How can you read about his awful crimes and not think he's evil @wildfairy? I'm curious about that.

I think @Wildfairygave a concise breakdown of the probabilities of why he is the way he is. I find that more useful than talk of evil eyes, vibes etc.

I don’t think he’s evil either, just very fucked up. Depends what ‘evil’ encompasses for you, for me it’s generally serial killers etc

Throwawayname26 · 09/11/2026 11:55

CloveRinse · 09/11/2026 11:33

I think you definitely in the minority.

@5128gap isn't though. He was massively popular for quite a while. I think that is the point being made.

Getsomemeatonyerbones · 09/11/2026 12:55

Carouselfish · 09/11/2026 08:00

Oh that was me that said the dog thing. It wasnt allowed upstairs so he'd encourage it to break the rules and entice it upstairs all sweetly then when it came he'd turn and tell it off and enjoy it running back down terrified.

He lost his virginity to prostitutes in the far east thanks to his Dad so ingredients there for being effed up early on.

I did used to fancy him, because of silliness and theatricality. Met him early on when he was gigging to rooms of about 30 people. Wasnt single at the time but was drawn. I was really shocked actually about it all. The one that really brought it home was his assistant who he chased round the house in LA with her saying stop, Im your friend, I love you. Christ.
Would be interesting to know what the women in relationships with him before fame had to say, whether he was the same as he is with Laura - I feel very very sorry for her.

Jesus, did he sexually assault/rape his assistant after chasing her? That's just petrifying

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Getsomemeatonyerbones · 09/11/2026 13:06

I watched a Johnathon Ross show he was on with Lindsay Lohan, her body language is very odd, she couldn't get any further away from him, sitting right on the very end of the sofa, very closed off body language

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godmum56 · 09/11/2026 13:17

EvieBB · 09/11/2026 11:38

Conversely I never used to watch the BB spin off show until he started hosting and was transfixed because I found him so different and 'out there' and intriguing. A bit of a nutter....but an intelligent and witty one and he did make me laugh.
I also prefer rugby types but there was still something attractive about him back in the day imo.
But yes I feel sick now at the though of him.
I've no sympathy left for Laura either. How she can still believe his lies is very frustrating

because people do get brainwashed.

godmum56 · 09/11/2026 13:18

EvieBB · 09/11/2026 11:53

I have the book. I thought he was funny and strangely attractive. Obviously not now 🤮

you read the book and still thought he was attractive?

godmum56 · 09/11/2026 13:25

CrystalRabbit · 09/11/2026 11:54

I think @Wildfairygave a concise breakdown of the probabilities of why he is the way he is. I find that more useful than talk of evil eyes, vibes etc.

I don’t think he’s evil either, just very fucked up. Depends what ‘evil’ encompasses for you, for me it’s generally serial killers etc

interesting that a mental health defence wasn't made.....I mean either you are not responsible by reason of mental state or you are fit to plead...

Apotofrealcoffee · 09/11/2026 13:34

godmum56 · 09/11/2026 13:25

interesting that a mental health defence wasn't made.....I mean either you are not responsible by reason of mental state or you are fit to plead...

There is no ‘mental health defence’. You can use poor MH as part of a mitigation, which isn’t a defence. You can plead diminished responsibility as a defence, but you have to be under section or similar for that to even be considered. You can’t just try it out because you’ve been diagnosed with depression, for example. I mean you could but it would fail.