To decorate my neighbour’s new ‘no parking outside my door’ signs with a bit of tinsel?

I think we need to see it...

Does said neighbour have any right to tell people not to park?

oh go on...

No right, it’s a road outside their house but they have designated parking bays. It’s only ever visitors, their visitors park there too

I wish I could get a picture but have to go in stealth mode

Yabu diagram or photo or no advice. It’s the law.

Yes, it's the law, we need a picture or at least a diagram for a parking thread.

Yeah, pic or it didn't happen

Go for it, tinsel will improve it.

This is a daylight picture, it glows green at night

Absolutely need a photo.

What!!! .... just a bit of tinsel?

OP, i have some battery operated fairy lights I could lend you .....

Can you paint a 'w' on the end of 'no'?

I have some cotton wool to do a snowy ground too, don’t want it to look shit

Is there a drop kerb? If not, just tell your guests to ignore it.

This looks like a place for an elf to park.

*dropped

I couldn’t give a shiny shite about the parking issue, it’s just not very festive is it?

xmaspostman now that my love is the kind of thinking I need

YANBU OP - needs much tinsel

Please do decorate it! Place marking to see what you do x

Stick a - "Please park here" sign over it

Perhaps a 'Santa please stop here' sign right in front of it?

Can you change "parking" to "farting"? <childish>