To decorate my neighbour’s new ‘no parking outside my door’ signs with a bit of tinsel?

[AnneTwackie]

The sign glows in the dark. It is rather large and looks awful.

[bbcessex]

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Love it!

[Weirdlookingbricks]

Legend.

[pasbeaucoupdegendarme]

You have just won the internet 😂

[HoneysuckIejasmine]

Oh fab! Ha ha! I don't have any of this bollocks near me, mores the pity. All the houses in my cul de sac have sufficient driveway and no-one is a wanker.

[heiheithechicken]

You need an elf with a tow truck for tomorrow
I'd love to see the reaction this gets with NDN

[onalongsabbatical]

OP. I bow to you.

[ThatsWotSheSaid]

You are my hero!

[AnneTwackie]

Such a supportive community! Going to bed hatching plans and cackling to myself gleefully, to all a goodnight

[Sweetheart1313]

Brilliant! You win my vote for best parking thread of the year, looking forward to seeing what other plans you come up with

[BoneyBackJefferson]

Just so that we have the full information.

Your neighbour has their designated parking bays outside their house/flat, and have put a sign up to stop people parking there, and because you don't like the sign you are going to wind your neighbour up?

Or am I missing something?

[Oldbutstillgotit]

Just back from pub ( I retired today ) and I am greeted with a parking thread ! Does life get much better?

[MountainPeakGeek]

Boney - Yes, you're missing something. The OP stated that the sign is indicating "no parking allowed" on a stretch of public road that's outside their neighbours' house, but that they have designated parking bays elsewhere, and no right to dictate who can/can't park on the road.

[BoneyBackJefferson]

MountainPeakGeek

thanks, for some reason I couldn't make sense of it.

[Betsy86]

Bravo op

[svenwhen]

This is brilliant

[iRememberNow]

Brilliant, I'm crying laughing

[Atchiclees]

Oh the sheer glee and joy at this parking thread. Please make a couple of fairy doors out of lollipop sticks or similar to put in front of the sign to represent the doors you can’t park in front of.

[XmasHolly]

You should get a policeman puppet from Punch & Judy and lean it against the sign.

[Yohooo]

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[Gooseysgirl]

🤣 LOVE IT!!

[ApolloandDaphne]

I can't sleep as I am in pain but this thread has cheered me up a lot.

[AlpacaLypse]

The lack of diagram is more than compensated for by the photos!

[AnneTwackie]

Congratulations oldbutstill
Hope you’re feeling better apollo
Woke up early despite being my first day off, surreptitiously checking out of window, neighbour has not left for work yet

[piefacedClique]

I think you need to block the elf in with penguin bollards!

[SaveKevin]

This is amazing. Well done op well done