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Finger up the bum 'surprise'!!

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oopsadaisyme Sat 30-Nov-13 22:39:37

Lol, funny no one warns you of this after you give birth!!

LegoCaltrops Sat 30-Nov-13 22:42:02

Erm, what?

ilovepowerhoop Sat 30-Nov-13 22:45:17

dont know what you are talking about

MrsCakesPremonition Sat 30-Nov-13 22:46:10

Would that be your painkilling pessary?

I think I was told "I'm just going to pop this pain killer up your bottom" - I was past caring.

Quinandthem Sat 30-Nov-13 22:49:29

Definitely don't remember that...

WaitingForMe Sat 30-Nov-13 22:49:58

Clearly I missed out.

What the ACTUAL fuck?

NorthernShores Sat 30-Nov-13 22:50:37

I didn't have one of those either.

BrianTheMole Sat 30-Nov-13 22:51:01

What do you mean?

TheWomanTheyCallJayne Sat 30-Nov-13 22:52:01

three vaginal births. Never had a finger or anything else stuck up my arse

namenotmine Sat 30-Nov-13 22:53:45

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

ThursdayLast Sat 30-Nov-13 22:54:35

I had a pessary post ceasarean.
Is that what you mean?!

ilovepowerhoop Sat 30-Nov-13 22:54:39

I never got a pessary either (or a finger!)

TooTiredToBeCreative Sat 30-Nov-13 22:55:04

I had this after my 4th birth, was not very pleased. Hurt more than the birth!

oopsadaisyme Sat 30-Nov-13 22:56:04

I've had two vaginal births, and both times, had things 'pushed' back up my bum without forewarning!

Also just been on a thread here with alot of people having the same??!!

mediawhore Sat 30-Nov-13 22:56:19

I did. Was a shocker that's for sure.

To check the stitches hadn't sewn the arsehole.

Nit what you want after a 12 hour labour!

milkingmachine1 Sat 30-Nov-13 22:56:45

Eh? Never heard of that before.

TheRobberBride Sat 30-Nov-13 22:56:56

Um, what?

I've had two natural births.

Never had a finger up my bum.

oopsadaisyme Sat 30-Nov-13 22:58:28

Media yeah, I had stitches twice two , so that was probably it, but they could warn you lol!!

thenightsky Sat 30-Nov-13 23:00:31

Yeah I had that as part of the stitching. I'd forgotten till I read this thread.

Iwaswatchingthat Sat 30-Nov-13 23:00:51

I had that post stitches. Both times They just check they have not accidentally sewn your bum hole up!!!!

Told all my mates - only one had it too.

We are special OP.

caketinrosie Sat 30-Nov-13 23:03:10

Lmao I had two caesarians with morphine pessaries each time. Bloody marvellous things, I had less of a problem with that than the doctor who shoved his forearm up my vajajay without even a how do you do! Although proceedings were lightened when my DH said to the doctor whilst he was elbow deep, "tell me doctor, will she ever play piano again" strangely only me and DH laughed, everyone else in the room were stunned into silence which only made me giggle more which then made extraction of arm more tricky. Ooh happy memories! grin

bluebeanie Sat 30-Nov-13 23:07:41

Yep, after my stiches. Twice. Midwife told me to clinch her fingersshock

oopsadaisyme Sat 30-Nov-13 23:08:57

cake lol!!!

Iwas AHHH, so glad your in my gang, was thinking I was abused by an over caring midwife there lol!!! x

MurderOfGoths Sat 30-Nov-13 23:09:55

I was going to say it hadn't happened to me, then realised I had an epidural and have absolutely no idea.

mousmous Sat 30-Nov-13 23:10:36

for patacetamol suppository and to check for damage.
but always announced and explained.

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