Polycule falls apart

[RoyalCorgi]

I expect people remember that Heather Herbert (charged in relation to social media comments he made after Ann Widdecombe's death) is in a polycule with Sophie Molly (aka Sparkles, aka Euan Weddell) and someone called Poppybear.

Molly, I believe, is a witness for Jolyon Maugham in Sarah Phillimore's libel case against Maugham.

Poppybear has been posting some very indiscreet posts on BlueSky about both Molly and Herbert, and it looks, tragically, as if the polycule has fallen apart.

According to Poppybear, Herbert's comments about Widdecombe "painted a bullseye on all of us", and led to the police coming in and "invading" all their devices (whatever that means).

Also according to Poppybear, living with Sophie Molly is "like being permanently slapped around the face by pathological laziness unless it's something that grooms her ego."

Oh dear.

https://x.com/DogLoverOfPI/status/2082944747862188490

In a separate development, apparently Herbert has had his toxic kidney removed by the NHS so the money donated to the fundraiser is going to be used for something else:

https://x.com/WillyWoofter/status/2082494111555190875

AKA ‘the loons’.

And they’re not all in Aberdeen any more.

Deffo not ‘the quines’ 😆

someone got reported for using ‘loons’ to describe men from Aberdeen and thereabouts, it was an interesting schooling.

They've escaped containment

Meanwhile, something to look out for next week - Sparkles being called out for using women’s toilets by The Daily Record.

They're at that level of semi fame that people like Louis Theroux start getting interested in them

Does he mean he used the female bogs last 5th August (just that once??), or he’s got Monday’s date wrong, or he’s being pre-reported by the Daily Matrix for something he will do on Wednesday?

I’m very tired.

Oh, I we can dream. Seriously.

If you’re tired, then so am I. I wondered exactly the same thing.

I’m sorry, Marc, your wife can’t have Mark Strong, he’s already booked. (Those eyes 😍)

They are a bunch of narcissists vying for top dog, I bet they don’t even like each other.
Sophie definitely has some kind of learning disability. Unfortunately they have been given some attention for their transness and it’s fuelled the fire for their behaviour.

Indeed.

He says in that article "My life now is great. I have loads of supportive trans people in my life and I could not be happier". His behaviour is not that of a happy person.

Took me a while to work it out too - he’s said he’s going to use the female loos on the 5th of August so the Record is getting in early.

Cos … he’s female 🤔🤣🤣🤣

It seems the next time the 5th August falls on a Monday will be in 2030.

Most of us don't feel the need to announce publicly that we're going to the loo.

What an odd little man he is.

Proof that he isn’t a woman. There isn’t a woman in the world whose bladder could hold on that long.

True. I managed a 10 hour transatlantic flight once, but then a) i was on my own and 15, and b) my fear of plane bogs overrode my need to go.

Couldn't do it now.

Robert Peston has had a glow up

https://nitter.net/canthelpmenow7/status/2082871753924096431#m

Should get that cut seen to, mind

Ten hours?? 😮 One of my greatest wishes is for a male bladder. Or a stallion one, they wee for ages!!

Hold on a minute if the article is out on Monday 3rd of August how do they know that he will be using the female toilets on Wednesday 5th August? Or has he got the day/date of the article wrong?
I don't expect you to have an answer @SabrinaThwaite im just wondering if anyone can make that post make sense for me

I suppose it's like the time he announced he was going bra shopping the following week. It's all attention seeking.

He's made an announcement that he will be using as many women's toilets as possible on the 5th

Has his hair dye run??

"Trans joy" in action, perhaps. Problem is, it never looks very...joyful which makes me wonder if they're trying to convince us or themselves.

Whistling past the traveyard