The Bluestocking: home of the ice-cold Mojito foot-bath

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Welcome all to the Bluestocking Women's Pub, where food and drink are free as in gluten free, calorie free, alcohol free - but still delicious. And free free too, of course.
Served by highly professional staff who are gerbils.

The Bluestocking Ice-Cold Mojito Foot-bath kept us deliciously cool through the heatwave. Come and join us, in case there's another one🌞

Well i was suspicious, but now sure you are Helen Joyce

Meant to respond to Myrtle

Do these have to be real people, or can Kitty & I be Ellen Ripley & her cat?

real people, i have not sniffed you out yet 😁

Ok 😄

Totally terfy.

I was always suspicious as you and your yet to be husband knew where a tampax went.

I think swashy may be Ellen McArthur.

You would think given my billions that I'd get better Wi-Fi on the yacht

What ????? You bum of your sister as well.

you dont fool me i saw that spliff she was smoking.

I absolutely couldn't tell you why but I totally heard that in a TMHT voice.

I'll admit it. I'm not JKR.

I'm actually Dame Katy Denise CH GBE.

Bugger! I suppose I'll have to go to the Staunch Ally now.

OK scrap that.

I'm actually Elaine Miller's Merkin.

Fibber

About which bit?

Who is going to admit they are Nicola Sturgeon?

All of it.

I am Nicholas child but i was adopted out because i was a girl.

Remember lemon, i think he was India, and he thought i was JKR posing as a hedgehog hence the meltdown.

I hate cameras... at least, when facing me.

I once had to pose for a work-related photo for the local paper with a couple of other people. After they taken about five photos I'd had enough and went home.

I like writing, though. And nature. Today's point-and-press was of bindweed, growing up some stock fencing. The hay was drying in the field behind it and smelt of grass and dust and summer.

i think angle is Carol Vordeman

I think i should stop now?

A friend of mine has Monty Don as her pin-up. He smirks from her fridge. She has him trapped with magnets, but he doesn't look too upset.

Marginally better than the one who had a full length life-size Orlando Bloom in Legolas mode on the inside of her broom cupboard door. A great distraction when getting out the hoover, apparently. I can't remember if he was restrained by drawing pins or blue tack.

Apparently i was mistaken about magpie she is married to Alan Titchmarch

My heart belongs to Harrison Ford. Well, maybe not my heart, but you get the idea... 😂

You lot are mad! I'm slightly losing track of who is who... And then isn't any more.

Yes, tis true, it is I, Mrs Titchmarsh. But still secretly lusting after Harrison Ford.