The Bluestocking: home of the ice-cold Mojito foot-bath

[MarieDeGournay]

Welcome all to the Bluestocking Women's Pub, where food and drink are free as in gluten free, calorie free, alcohol free - but still delicious. And free free too, of course.
Served by highly professional staff who are gerbils.

The Bluestocking Ice-Cold Mojito Foot-bath kept us deliciously cool through the heatwave. Come and join us, in case there's another one🌞

I have a feeling I'm going to regret asking this...but.... why isn't Cher Cher?
Have I completely misunderstood [using the term loosely😏] the rules of The Game?

Harrison is my husband

Uh oh😬
Remember, wims - sisters before Misters🙂

The rules are you are never who you identify as.

Now where did you get that idea from? People claiming to be something they are not - it'll never happen😂

Oh yes. Thats magpies fault though i might scratch her eyes out or at least roll into a ball as she pecks me

Obvs, if I was a male swamp dragon I couldn’t be here

Nope. Not me!

Errol is actually frank spencers wife

He smirks from her fridge.

😄What a perfect description of him!

Is anybody [not] Nigella Lawson? Asking for a friend, obvs😏just don't mention it to my International Woman of Mystery, OK?😉

I think Edith might be Queen Camilla <ducks>

Noooo thats fuzzy

👍I’ve had the superglue etc hidden for years. Turned out he had an unexpected talent for singing!

Oh… I think that’s Woley, with her mega cheese slumps, that’s exactly how Nigella would do them and lick out the bowl.

Someone is Emma Donoghue, the novelist, but not Marie (too obvious).

ps. might be Swash.

Chritmas invented Poundland but her husband stole the glory

I agree that Harrison Ford wins over Monty Don.

I'm no fan of royalty in general an QC in particular, but I loved this:

somebody asked Camilla if, when she got the latest Jilly Cooper book, did she immediately leaf through it looking for the saucy bits.
Without raising her eyes from what she was doing, she paused for two nanoseconds and then said 'No' with the straightest face and in the least convincing tone of voice ever.
Masterly comic timing and delivery😁

Look, I prefer Harrison to Monty, but I'm not that fussed.

I wanted to be Mrs Eddie Vedder, thirty-five years ago.... (yum). Actually, I would have been Eddie Vedder's Anything at that point 😆

But I'm not.

If I were Queen Camilla, I'd be bunking off royal duties, other than the Chelsea Flower Show.

Only one way to find out....

Marie is Kathleen Stock.

I still swoon at the sight of Paul McGan