The Bluestocking Womens Pub in an Adventure with Pirates!

[Magpiecomplex]

New thread. You know the deal - women's pub, men to the Staunch Ally next door.

Some of us are currently on the trail of an international seed smuggling ring, just for background information.

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/womens_rights/5530668-the-bluestocking-pub-infinite-cocktails-questionable-logistics
Link back to the previous thread.

First at the bar! For the first time ever!

Second! Long cold something for me please bargerbils.

Can I place my lunch order now while I bob back to get the rest of my yarn, please, barkeep?

Smoked mackerel salad and a pint of best bitter - moving is knackering.

Thank you Magpie.
After thoroughly enjoying last episode I have decided that when it's my time to shuffle off I'd like to be asphyxiated by the weight of a few thousand gerbils. Bliss.

Thanks for the new thread!

I'm very worried that the smugglers are in the pay of OSGs (Organised Crime Gerbils) but is that even a thing? If it is, then what could have caused them to turn to the dark side? Seems unlikely but, well .............
Absolutely no offence intended to our splendid gerbils without whom the BS would implode.

OCGs.
Sigh

So do we need AC-12 gerbils led by Adriana DunGerbil? Also Jesus, Mary, Joseph and the wee donkey?

(With apologies if all made their debut on the last thread, I’m a bit behind)

Thank you @Magpiecomplex - I’m glad I managed not to get left behind this time!

My son just brought me a pistachio magnum. What a marvellous modern world we live in.

Afternoon all. I made it!

Busy morning restoring the sails after all the repairs from the storm. Batshit was 'helping' by sitting in the crow's nest trying to launch herself at passing seagulls.

Just had waffles and hot chocolate in Becky's Diner and I'm tempted to try one of the hammocks for a snooze this afternoon.

Ooooh - pistachio Magnum - I like the sound of that, @PastaAllaNorma. What a good son you have!

Love the new name!

He's a love.

Well, having seen the effect all that top grade seed had on our gerbils did make me wonder….

Definitely frenzied. Makes you think doesn’t it?

It does. More frenzied than Kitty on cat crack.

I just bought a box of Lidl pistachio Magnum-alikes. They are in the freezer, awaiting deployment.

Fluttering in, five hours late as per usual.

Something with ice, please, gerbils.

Hello, all. I think I missed the last thread. I'm having trouble keeping up with... Well, just keeping up in general, really.

Well, that was a trek! I followed one of the secret tunnels from the Old Place, and came up through the cellar. (bear it in mind in case we all need to escape in a hurry. The tunnels also lead out to a secret table in the beer garden, only for Special Clientele)

Carmela says she'll make her way over here with the other camels In Her Own Good Time. She grumpily admits that the photographic evidence of Better Hay is somewhat convincing (I'd like to say she said thank you, Magpie, but that would be fibbing)

I am all grubby from the tunnels, so I'd like a nice, clean glass of real lemonade (flat), please Gerbils, lots of ice. Can you stow Gubbins' triangle behind the bar?

Thanks for the new thread, Magpie!

Hello all just got back from my canal boat.

had to leave it up north as some locks are shut for repair.

pint of gin please gerbils

Hedgey, I've heard that it happens. How will you be able to get it back?

I’m not sure that ‘organised’ and ‘gerbils’ can belong in the same description. Well, not unless someone else is doing the organising of course.