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The Bluestocking Pub: Infinite Cocktails, Questionable Logistics

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MyrtleLion · 16/05/2026 19:56

Welcome to the nth iteration of the Bluestocking women’s pub, where gerbils are staff, the drinks are free, and alcohol has no effect except to get you to the sweet spot just before the drink you really shouldn’t have had.

Men can go to the Staunch Ally next door.

It’s OK if you don’t understand. Just assume everything is normal.

Previous thread is here:

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/womens_rights/5523989-bluestocking-womens-pub-its-maytime

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EmpressaurusKitty · 16/05/2026 19:58

Thanks for the new thread! I thought this time we could join the quilting nook & the crochet corner for a more sociable crafting area?

EdithStourton · 16/05/2026 19:58

I was about to offer to start one. Many thanks, Myrtle.

Magpiecomplex · 16/05/2026 19:59

Thanks Myrtle! Virgin mojito for me please, while the bar isn't too busy.

MyrtleLion · 16/05/2026 20:01

EmpressaurusKitty · 16/05/2026 19:58

Thanks for the new thread! I thought this time we could join the quilting nook & the crochet corner for a more sociable crafting area?

That's a great idea!

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Boiledbeetle · 16/05/2026 20:14

A new shiny thread full of potential Tunnock's hiding places.

I'll scout them out when I've finished scab picking.

EmpressaurusKitty · 16/05/2026 20:15

Kitty & I will be in there too! She’s doing the very important job of keeping the blanket in place while I work on it.

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Magpiecomplex · 16/05/2026 20:29

Last thread safely locked up.

Chickadeeinme · 16/05/2026 21:12

Thanks for the tag, @Boiledbeetle :-)

ErrolTheDragon · 16/05/2026 21:17

Ah good, nice new premises.
Mint tea please, just the job to wash down dinner which included five delicious Orkney scallops, I think the largest I’ve ever had.

FuzzyPuffling · 16/05/2026 21:54

Flap, flap...flying in. Quilting corner looks very cosy.

FuzzyPuffling · 16/05/2026 21:56

@ChristmasStars Dont get lost now!

EdithStourton · 16/05/2026 21:59

@MyrtleLion, I was very impressed by Brains's handwriting.

And let's hope that Batshit does indeed to prove to be a useful intelligence asset.

AsWithGlad · 16/05/2026 22:20

Very pretty blanket-in-progress, @EmpressaurusKitty

Elegant cat, too.

MyrtleLion · 16/05/2026 22:28

EdithStourton · 16/05/2026 21:59

@MyrtleLion, I was very impressed by Brains's handwriting.

And let's hope that Batshit does indeed to prove to be a useful intelligence asset.

AI is very capable of translating barks, growls, licks and sniffs into a coherent professional report.

I think Brains' intelligence reports could be a feature.

Also we know that Fuzzy is not in East Anglia. But Gosie will find that out it in due course.

Loving the Gosie contributions and suggestions. I have a general idea of what is going on but it's very adjustable within reason.

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ChristmasStars · 16/05/2026 22:36

FuzzyPuffling · 16/05/2026 21:56

@ChristmasStars Dont get lost now!

Thank you! I'm here 🎉🎉🎉

ChristmasStars · 16/05/2026 22:39

Lovely shiny new thread, thank you @MyrtleLion

Is there room for me in the crafting area? I'm speed-hooking a blanket for a friend and need some company to spur me on.

MyrtleLion · 16/05/2026 22:43

ChristmasStars · 16/05/2026 22:39

Lovely shiny new thread, thank you @MyrtleLion

Is there room for me in the crafting area? I'm speed-hooking a blanket for a friend and need some company to spur me on.

Make yourself at home.

You don't need permission.

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ChristmasStars · 16/05/2026 23:00

MyrtleLion · 16/05/2026 22:43

Make yourself at home.

You don't need permission.

Just scooping up all my yarn...

WearyAuldWumman · 16/05/2026 23:03

Made it!

MarieDeGournay · 16/05/2026 23:05

Thank you for the new thread Myrtle, I hadn't realised The End of the previous thread was so Nigh!

Welcome to any lurkers/visitors/newcomers - you're very welcome to join us in the Bluestocking, which as you can see is staffed by a team of very clever gerbils, along with some other animals - basically, any endearing furry animal we find an cute photo of can end up here at the Bluey!

The gerbils have a noble history - ages ago, somebody referred to the easily-offended as 'Foucault-addled grievance gerbils' and the phrase found its way onto mugs and t-shirts.

The gerbils seized the intellectual property, and the means of production, and started manufacturing the t-shirts themselves - and from there it was easy for them to diversity into catering etc.....

Currently there's a fascinating long-running saga about one particular gerbil, Gosie, who is on some kind of quest for...something, I don't know what, that's the whole point; but she's meeting with Bluestockingers and accumulating clues as she travels all over. Intriguing..

Crafts, etymology, plants, tractors, poetry, cats and dogs, are also frequent topics - but so is real life, and we are always here to support each other when life is difficult.

New Stockingers are always welcomeSmile

AngleofRepose · 17/05/2026 00:28

Found you! Thanks for the new thread, Myrtle.

Why am I up so late? I'll just have a quick look around and a very late, very quick decaf coffee, gerbils, if the bar is still open, then I'll head home to bed.

Ooh the newly designed Quilting/craft Nook looks cozy!

Nice to see Kitty tonight.

Oops, careful, there's a random pile if Tunnocks by the back door - being moved in? (or moved out...?) Someone had better alert Boiley!

DeanElderberry · 17/05/2026 07:32

The thread title in chat with the typo referencing the well known tale of Androids and the Lion reminded me of bluestockingers looking out for each other.

Still in bed, and it's perishing cold out there again, but my tea is hot, one cat is sleeping on top of my feet, the other is snuggled against my side and I don't have to have a shower today.

And there's a swallow twittering. For many years we had a swallows nest in an angle over the door, used in winter by wrens needing somewhere snug over night, cleared out in the spring by its rightful occupants. Last autumn it fell down, which was sad but also a relief as I was afraid it might succumb to old age while full of baby birds. And now they've started to reconstruct it. I don't know will be ready for a brood this year, but am living in hope.

HAGADAPA

MyrtleLion · 17/05/2026 10:55

By Sunday afternoon, Gosie had reached Pin Mill and was forced to admit two things almost immediately.
First:
Brains had been absolutely right about the place.
Second:
Fuzzypuffling was not there.
Pin Mill turned out to be exactly the kind of riverside settlement the network would love:

  • old boats
  • tidal mud
  • quiet moorings
  • people carrying mysterious objects while carefully minding their own business

A battered tractor with a marina permit would indeed vanish into the scenery completely.

And yet there was no sign of Fuzzypuffling.

No one admitted to knowing her.

Several people definitely knew her.

One elderly sailmaker laughed so hard at Gosie’s description that he had to sit down.
Which, in itself, felt informative.

Still, Gosie’s journey hadn’t been wasted.

Because while investigating the marina stores and chandlery sheds, she found something odd:

  • a stack of seed shipping manifests tied with blue string, all perfectly ordinary except for one recurring destination marker.

Not a company.
Not a warehouse.
A handwritten star.
Small. Precise. Always in silver ink.

Gosie recognised it immediately.
Not because she knew what it meant.

Because she’d seen the same tiny silver stars years ago on imported seed tins in Zurich — the very expensive ones kept behind glass.

And suddenly she remembered something else:
a quiet remark from an old broker that “the star consignments always pass through the Fens first.”
That was enough.

By dusk, Gosie had left Pin Mill behind and was heading inland once again.

Toward the edge of the Fens.

Toward @ChristmasStars.

And somewhere behind her, in a riverside pub near the moorings, somebody finally unfolded the local newspaper and discovered that a tiny gerbil had spent most of Sunday asking extremely detailed questions about sunflower seeds, marina permits, and the tidal habits of people named Fuzzy.

https://myrtlelion.substack.com/p/8464f2cc-6c8a-41af-a543-0214f7a0bb77

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Thehorticulturalhussie · 17/05/2026 12:09

Thanks for the new thread. Nice day in the SW so far, resident swallows are mobbing a sparrowhawk above my garden and Hunter is yelling at squirrels so all good.

MarieDeGournay · 17/05/2026 13:27

I hope you don't mind me interrupting on a sad note, to remember Swash and Bear.

Sending love today to our dear Swashbuckled, it was around this time last year that she told us about her terrible loss - the accidental death of her dear son, Bear.

And love too to her dear daughter, who overcame the recent tragedy of losing her brother to qualify as a doctor, making us all feel proud of 'Young Dr. Swash'.

Woolly Hugs organised beautiful blankets for them, and our resident needlewomen contributed lovely Bluestocking-related squares to represent us.

With a username like Swashbuckled, it's not surprising that in the Bluey she was a pirate, who lived on the high seas on a galleonSmile
We mourned with her in Bluestocking style - images of gerbils and galleons and so on - but Swash knew that the feelings of sympathy and support for the real bereaved mother behind the imagery were deep and sincere and very real.
Here are some of those images.

Swash has sailed on from the Bluestocking, hopefully sailing now through calmer waters, under blue skies, and with a fair wind.

In our hearts always, dear Swash.
RIP Bear.
💙Flowers💙

The Bluestocking Pub: Infinite Cocktails, Questionable Logistics
The Bluestocking Pub: Infinite Cocktails, Questionable Logistics
The Bluestocking Pub: Infinite Cocktails, Questionable Logistics