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Feminism: Sex and gender discussions

Watch in real time as Trans Reddit turns on one of it's own for suggesting that maybe they are biological men and arguing they are not makes them look unstable.

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SingleSexSpacesInSchools · 01/05/2026 14:56

www.reddit.com/r/transgenderUK/comments/1t0t604/trans_girl_says_were_all_biological_males/

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MagpiePi · 04/05/2026 16:59

Pingponghavoc · 04/05/2026 16:54

Someone on joe rogans podcast claimed there were people whose ovaries descended and became testicles.

Perhaps it can work the other way round and testicles can jump so high they can become ovaries?

Sounds painful, which ever direction.

What if only one descends? Does that make you non-binary?
What if they go up and down randomly? - is that gender fluidity?

I so want them to make a ‘boing’ sound as they’re bouncing up and down!

AccordingToWhom · 04/05/2026 17:02

Wearenotborg · 04/05/2026 15:11

Are these people in the room with us? Or won’t we know them as they go to a different school 🤣🤣🤣🤣

One that presumably doesn't teach Biology.

Taztoy · 04/05/2026 17:02

SirChenjins · 04/05/2026 16:52

Maybe they mean that it's lubricated by their own self sticking lube up there? Y'know, in the same way Theobeth Upton believes he's a biological female because he's not a robot. A bit of semanticplay, to go along with the cosplay?

I'd love for that muppet @ThatAmpleScroller to come back with more gems of wisdom - in particular, how time can rewind and cells can become younger by <mummblemumblebigsciencewords> so I can identify as 23. Because in his world, it seems as if anything is possible if you just click your heels together 3 times.

Edited

I asked on a different thread months ago. I frequently feel like I’m 90. Does that mean I don’t need smear tests?

SidewaysOtter · 04/05/2026 17:03

MagpiePi · 04/05/2026 16:59

What if only one descends? Does that make you non-binary?
What if they go up and down randomly? - is that gender fluidity?

I so want them to make a ‘boing’ sound as they’re bouncing up and down!

That reminds me of the ears song:

Do your ears hang low, do they wobble to and fro,
Can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow;
Can you throw them over your shoulder like a regimental soldier;
Do your ears hang low?

Is that the sort of thing they mean? Grin

SirChenjins · 04/05/2026 17:08

Taztoy · 04/05/2026 17:02

I asked on a different thread months ago. I frequently feel like I’m 90. Does that mean I don’t need smear tests?

Absolutely - no smear tests needed if you identity as 90. If you identify as 10 you'll be seen in Paediatrics and get magic numbing cream if you have an injection. You might even get a Superhero sticker if you're brave.

There's no place like home...there's no place like home... 👠

Coatsoff42 · 04/05/2026 17:09

Are some neo vaginas self lubricating because they are made of colon or the lining of the abdominal cavity, and like other mucosal tissue these also have secretions? But the secretions from the colon are consistently very small and watery and not variable in consistency and amount like vaginal secretions, and the vagina is not an absorbing tissue, like the colon. I don’t think they have the muscular elasticity of a vagina either. Im sure you’d still need a lot of lube.
The microbiome and pH (and resulting odour) of a neo vagina is also very different to a standard fanny.

Unlike an everyday sort of vagina, nothing good is ever coming out of a neo vagina.

JustBitetheKnotsOff · 04/05/2026 17:12

Same with testes being converted to ovaries which has existed for quite some time but as an experimental method. Only one TIM in the UK managed to go through it.

I was intrigued, and I try not to be too sceptical, so I've just spent some time reading interesting papers courtesy of PubMed. The nearest I can find is a 2009 discussion of suppression of FOXL2 gene expression to convert ovarian tissue to testicular type cells:

https://www.cell.com/cell/fulltext/S0092-8674(09)01433-0?cc=y

I can't find any update that says it's successfully been attempted in humans, or a testicular to ovarian conversion. Maybe there is, though; I recognise Lovell Badge's name so I assume this isn't total, erm, bollocks.

TwoLoonsAndASprout · 04/05/2026 17:14

SidewaysOtter · 04/05/2026 17:03

That reminds me of the ears song:

Do your ears hang low, do they wobble to and fro,
Can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow;
Can you throw them over your shoulder like a regimental soldier;
Do your ears hang low?

Is that the sort of thing they mean? Grin

I believe “ears” were originally “balls,” so very apt indeed

SidewaysOtter · 04/05/2026 17:19

Coatsoff42 · 04/05/2026 17:09

Are some neo vaginas self lubricating because they are made of colon or the lining of the abdominal cavity, and like other mucosal tissue these also have secretions? But the secretions from the colon are consistently very small and watery and not variable in consistency and amount like vaginal secretions, and the vagina is not an absorbing tissue, like the colon. I don’t think they have the muscular elasticity of a vagina either. Im sure you’d still need a lot of lube.
The microbiome and pH (and resulting odour) of a neo vagina is also very different to a standard fanny.

Unlike an everyday sort of vagina, nothing good is ever coming out of a neo vagina.

I believe that some have some element of self-lubrication due to the glands already present in whichever bit of flesh is being used to fashion the inverted tube.

But it's nowhere near the level of function of an actual vagina.

ArabellaScott · 04/05/2026 17:19

Helleofabore · 04/05/2026 16:19

And you think that is a 'purpose' of a vagina? Are you serious? Is this what you actually think and you have posted this on a site called Mumsnet and you think that you are posting accurate and proven information and can tell other posters they are ignorant?

Fuck. That is actually really grim.

Hey women and girls, the only purpose for a vagina is to put penises and objects, including medicines into. That is all a vagina is.

ThatAmpleScroller, you have effectively called a vagina a 'fuck hole' that any person can purchase to be installed if they want one. Well done, you.

"the barest essentials of femaleness: an open mouth, an expectant asshole, blank, blank eyes"

ArabellaScott · 04/05/2026 17:20

Coatsoff42 · 04/05/2026 17:09

Are some neo vaginas self lubricating because they are made of colon or the lining of the abdominal cavity, and like other mucosal tissue these also have secretions? But the secretions from the colon are consistently very small and watery and not variable in consistency and amount like vaginal secretions, and the vagina is not an absorbing tissue, like the colon. I don’t think they have the muscular elasticity of a vagina either. Im sure you’d still need a lot of lube.
The microbiome and pH (and resulting odour) of a neo vagina is also very different to a standard fanny.

Unlike an everyday sort of vagina, nothing good is ever coming out of a neo vagina.

Bagsy StandardFanny for my next username.

BonfireLady · 04/05/2026 17:21

CassOle · 04/05/2026 15:32

I hate you all... now I have that South Park episode in my head.

Edited

Ooooooh I love South Park but had no idea they did a homage to Buster. Just googled it now.... and saw a great meme. Not just a wheelbarrow but a space hopper. Amazing! 😂😂

Will have to watch that episode.

AccordingToWhom · 04/05/2026 17:32

Unless TIM in this case means Trans Identifying Mouse?

Helleofabore · 04/05/2026 17:32

Coatsoff42 · 04/05/2026 17:09

Are some neo vaginas self lubricating because they are made of colon or the lining of the abdominal cavity, and like other mucosal tissue these also have secretions? But the secretions from the colon are consistently very small and watery and not variable in consistency and amount like vaginal secretions, and the vagina is not an absorbing tissue, like the colon. I don’t think they have the muscular elasticity of a vagina either. Im sure you’d still need a lot of lube.
The microbiome and pH (and resulting odour) of a neo vagina is also very different to a standard fanny.

Unlike an everyday sort of vagina, nothing good is ever coming out of a neo vagina.

I did think of the secretions of a colon which are I believe can be triggered with eating. But is nothing to do with the self lubrication that also keeps a vagina healthy and clean.

I mean, there are many reports from men on the internet complaining about the smell of their colons that have been repurposed as a cavity in their groin. Partly from the secretions.

I think that a group of people have decided that 'near enough is good enough' for their descriptive purposes. Remember we have had this 'near enough is good enough' type posting from a number of male posters in the past. Including claims of 'female puberty' because some of the side effects on male bodies that produce changes in a male body is near enough for them to claim it as being 'female puberty'. Forget what female puberty actually is, they don't care. They just want to apply the terms to themselves to support their flawed claims to be 'female' people.

PeaceWhite · 04/05/2026 17:43

They must absolutely reek 🤢

WearyAuldWumman · 04/05/2026 17:47

PeaceWhite · 04/05/2026 16:41

This thread is hilarious! Seven methods of bottom surgery and all 😂

Does Method 1 involve an elastic band?

Coatsoff42 · 04/05/2026 17:51

Helleofabore · 04/05/2026 17:32

I did think of the secretions of a colon which are I believe can be triggered with eating. But is nothing to do with the self lubrication that also keeps a vagina healthy and clean.

I mean, there are many reports from men on the internet complaining about the smell of their colons that have been repurposed as a cavity in their groin. Partly from the secretions.

I think that a group of people have decided that 'near enough is good enough' for their descriptive purposes. Remember we have had this 'near enough is good enough' type posting from a number of male posters in the past. Including claims of 'female puberty' because some of the side effects on male bodies that produce changes in a male body is near enough for them to claim it as being 'female puberty'. Forget what female puberty actually is, they don't care. They just want to apply the terms to themselves to support their flawed claims to be 'female' people.

I think a vagina and a surgical sinus/channeling wound are hugely different. Just because you can stick a penis in it doesn’t make it a vagina. Otherwise most of the objects in this world would be vaginas.

But the mucosal secretions is what supposedly stops it being as dry and flakey as your heel on the inside. Makes it more like an anus I expect. But that is only the colon type, I think the penis type are hairy on the inside if the electrolysis is not good enough pre-surgery. I had a colleague who worked in sex reassignment clinics for a while, it was fascinating.

UtopiaPlanitia · 04/05/2026 17:58

Helleofabore · 04/05/2026 16:33

Oh noes!!! no links to educate us at all?

They really are not sending us their best people are they?

But I see we are now back to plug and play body parts being sewn into / created in male people. Where the fuck are some people getting this fantasy information from? A grown man (TIM apparently) has had a successful gonad change from testes to ovaries? Like fuck. How the fuck did that male person grow all the parts of the female body that then worked with a reprogrammed endocrine system to support those ovaries?

Plug and play body parts does not make a male person a female person.

Where did the ovaries connect to? Were they implanted in the scrotum or internally in the pelvis? If they were functional they would need fallopian tubes and a uterus or else a male body with eggs being released willy-nilly inside it could be in trouble 😬😆

Leavesandthings · 04/05/2026 18:02

Hi @ThatAmpleScroller
Could you please provide a link to a source on the testes becoming ovaries?
I'm keen to read it, sounds fascinating.

Thanks!

CassOle · 04/05/2026 18:03

I think that someone didn't think things through before posting their wishful thinking.

SabrinaThwaite · 04/05/2026 18:19

PeaceWhite · 04/05/2026 16:41

This thread is hilarious! Seven methods of bottom surgery and all 😂

One for every day of the week.

(Insert joke about c u next Tuesday here).

Wearenotborg · 04/05/2026 18:20

Leavesandthings · 04/05/2026 18:02

Hi @ThatAmpleScroller
Could you please provide a link to a source on the testes becoming ovaries?
I'm keen to read it, sounds fascinating.

Thanks!

He’s gone off to put his wrist brace on and antibac his keyboard 🤣🤣🤣🤣

BonfireLady · 04/05/2026 18:21

UtopiaPlanitia · 04/05/2026 17:58

Where did the ovaries connect to? Were they implanted in the scrotum or internally in the pelvis? If they were functional they would need fallopian tubes and a uterus or else a male body with eggs being released willy-nilly inside it could be in trouble 😬😆

Presumably they start off in the scrotum and as the BioAlchemy process starts to work, they ascend back up through the groin via the original path they followed when descending. Coming to rest somewhere either side of the bladder. Connection-wise, they'll likely stay attached to the fancy-sounding vas deferens. Perhaps using the prostate as a buffer from which to bounce back up, if they accidentally go too far.

Watch in real time as Trans Reddit turns on one of it's own for suggesting that maybe they are biological men and arguing they are not makes them look unstable.
OpheliaWitchoftheWoods · 04/05/2026 19:07

Wearenotborg · 04/05/2026 18:20

He’s gone off to put his wrist brace on and antibac his keyboard 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Seriously.

BettyBooper · 04/05/2026 19:11

'Ovaries and testicles are THE SAME.'

Except for not being remotely the same.

Thanks for reminding me why we need to fight this bullshit.

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