Touchdown at the Newest Bluestocking Inn. Pudding, cups of tea, the vegetable garden coming into its own, and gerbils beautiful gerbils all furry.

[DeanElderberry]

All females welcome for intelligent discourse and non-harmful comestibles.

I thought that was my message? Oh well, it's been that sort of week.

Signing in early doors, for once.
Cheers, Deano- love the Tunnocks parachutes.

Arriving by parachute makes a change! Thanks for the new thread Dean!

<lands bumpily>
Thank you, Deano

Coming in to land...

Bugger. Missed it.

I'll just do another trip round the goat paddock and try again in a minute.

Oooh, I don't like heights. Am I down yet? < thud> Ow!

Aah, that's better - Terra Firma🙃

Thank you for the new thread @DeanElderberry

I'm doing it in style in a hot air balloon!

You wouldn't think we both have wings, would you? 😂

Why do it yourself when other methods are available!

All the gerbil talk last time I looked in baffled me but I'm here for a cozy corner, with a good book from the second hand shop (I love ones with inscriptions) and a very good coffee.

Ambling in. Thanks for the new thread.

The gerbils will bring you your coffee shortly. They are very sweet! The gerbils that is not the coffee! I'll tell them you're in the second hand book snug.

One coffee and Gertrude is very shy but she wants you to sign your Be Polite poem. She's a big fan.

For the sheer joy of being able to do it? Now I have a power chair I am making endless 'unnecessary journeys' just because I can. For the pure happinessof being able to go out.

And here is why I'm ambling. Totally blown off course.

Apologies I think I clipped your chute on my fly by.

I've done three circuits of the goats paddock and I'm confident I'm going to land this thing this time.

The gerbils are well meaning and obliging. You are in charge of your own Bluestocking destiny. Liking books with inscriptions is a very good thing.

I think the only rules are be polite to each other and try to have a username that isn't going to get confused with anyone else's.

But do remember the motto

A Tunnock’s teacake the size of that parachute would be amazing! You could hollow it out and live inside - it would be a bit sticky, I suppose, but I’d cope.

@Boiledbeetleentrusted the transport of the Tunnocks to the gerbils. They may not have packed them very well...

We may be discovering stray Tunnocks on Peak Wood for weeks to come.

Thanks for the new thread! I’m going to find a comfy corner & get on with my crochet.

I trust the gerbils implicitly! I'm sure no Tunnock's will be lost!!!!

You're being suspiciously laid-back about your Tunnocks stash, Boily. 🤔

Getting my actual stash delivered under armed guard disguised as a KitKat wagon.

If there's one thing that might get me walking up hills, it's the prospect of finding Tunnocks.