Ok @Dancingsquirrels
I had to actually listen to the song so not sure each line has the requesite number of sylables. I kept the chorus in same wording and added another verse. It is in my lunch hour so I had the time.
Upton the Magic Laydee
Upton, the magic laydee loved trans-ideology,
And frolicked in the changing rooms because of Self-ID,
Little enabling mysognists swallowed all his guff
They don't know his chromosones or sex, all sort of bonkers stuff
Oh Upton, the magic laydee loved trans-ideology,
And frolicked in the changing rooms because of Self-ID,
Upton, the magic laydee loved trans-ideology,
And frolicked in the changing rooms because of Self-ID
Together they would travel to a Tribunal bound to fail
'Wall of Sad' kept a lookout since it was obvious Upton was male
Noble fools like Isla Bumba would comply whenever pronouns came
The believers would nod their heads when Upton roared out his laydee name
Oh Upton, the magic laydee loved trans-ideology,
And frolicked in the changing rooms because of Self-ID,
Upton, the magic laydee loved trans-ideology,
And frolicked in the changing rooms because of Self-ID
A woman lives forever, but not so little boys
Painted lips and your wife's dresses make for better toys
One gray night it happened, Theodore was no more
Dr Upton that mighty 6 foot man, he ceased his deep voiced roar
In the changing room, head bent in sorrow, exposing whispy mane
Sandie Peggie foiled his laydee plot, and soon became his bane
Without everyone pretending, Upton could not be brave
So Peggie was investigated, a witch hunt NHS Fife did crave
Oh Upton, the magic laydee loved trans-ideology,
And frolicked in the changing rooms because of Self-ID,
Upton, the magic laydee loved trans-ideology,
And frolicked in the changing rooms because of Self-ID
Naomi & Elves to the rescue, in finest form each day
Mumsnet wanted justice, on their knees did pray
Judge Sondee knows his onions, Fifer he can tell.
A judgement is soon to come, quare & imminent as well.
Oh Upton, the magic laydee loved trans-ideology,
And frolicked in the changing rooms because of Self-ID,
Upton, the magic laydee loved trans-ideology,
And frolicked in the changing rooms because of Self-ID