I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree
I just want to know the score
Big Sond, what you waiting for?
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is news
Yeah I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need (and I)
Don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree
I just need to hear that Sandie has been vindicated right
Naomi can make me happy if she wins this little fight
Women have a right to spaces
Free of gazey male faces
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is news
News, baby
Oh, I won't ask for much this Christmas
Nowt from the EHRC (and I)
I'm just gonna keep on waiting
For some joy for S Peggie
I won't make a list and send it to the North Pole for Saint Nick
SC has already said my CR must be free of dick
But they're not so sure in Fife
Theo thinks he's someone's wife
WTF to do?
Oh, baby, all I want for Christmas is news
News, baby
Oh-oh, all the sunlight shone so brightly in the court (so brightly, baby)
When he said I'm not a robot, we did snort (oh, oh, yeah)
Biological clearly (oh, yeah)
But you're no woman dearie
Santa, won't you bring me the thing I really need? (Yeah, oh)
Won't you please bring some justice to Sandie?
Oh, I don't want a lot for Christmas
This is all I'm asking for
I just wanna see Doc Upton back inside the gents once more
Oh, I want justice for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
Oh, baby, all I want for Christmas is news
News, baby
All I want for Christmas is news, baby
All I want for Christmas is news, baby....