The Bluestocking - Raiders of the Lost Sparp

[lcakethereforeIam]

Welcome everyone. Wipe your feet, it's been wet out.

Don't forget to namechange before posting if necessary.

Aw Brit, I'm so sorry to hear about your pneumonia. What a bummer, as they say. Or maybe not!
I do hope the gerbils doctors get it sorted very soon and you're being well looked after.

Eta that Aha scarf! Did you have trouble finding it Beetle? Were you hunting high and low?
@lcakethereforeIam 😂😂😂

I will admit I was. I couldn't find it originally so I just stood outside crying in the rain for a while.

Brit - glad you got your DH to take you in and you’re getting the care you need.

The gerbils are enjoying Benidorm.

Gesundheit doesn't like to show too much fur.

Your AI is being a bit daft with those bikini tops, unless they’re particularly modest re the top pair of their set of 8 nipples.

Any better?

Style doesn't have to make sense, though!

Android: Yes, that's fine, Fuzzy. And now, if you would, just leap over the capybara trip hazard & go up the ladder & straight out of the window. Then we'll call it a day.

(Thanks to @knittedsloth ! The T-shirt's appreciated but some trousers might've been nice. Can't have everything, I suppose.)

tsk, they're teasing us, we know they have their own form-fitting, stetchy, drip-dry fur suits.

Which are very modest, covering them from neck to wrists to ankles and beyond.

admittedly, although they can burrow if it gets too hot, they do have a beach style all their own

Can't find it now, but there's a YT video of a rail man in hi-vis doing Northern Soul dancing, & his moves are something else. It's not Mr Genius, is it?

That's an awfully big wave behind them, Deano! 😱

Mr Genius has only danced twice, to my knowledge, @ifIwerenotanandroid, so I don’t think it’s him.

Much love & good wishes to @Britinme.💙

They realised just in time and moved back along the shore.

Oh good!

Found it eventually. It's called 'Northern Soul Train' & is just an empty work room for a while, but when he comes in he's memorable.

I do hope that the lesson about the importance of H&S sank in and that they did a risk assessment on the beach holiday. It would not be ideal for them to spot hot sand and go all atavistic as if they were in their ancestral desert. Burrows are not the best thing right beside the water.

Do any of the gerbils surf? Those waves look perfect.

I hope Gilda remembered her birth control.

Greta and Gaynor are trying to pretend they aren't following the loved up couple.

(Apparently he's called Gary and he's from Luton.)

oh yes

can you tell I'm meant to be writing something AND looking for an important paper that is somewhere in the house?

oops, and listening to the Archers

They look like they're about to burst into a Beach Boys pastiche!