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The Bluestocking - Raiders of the Lost Sparp

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lcakethereforeIam · 28/10/2025 22:55

Welcome everyone. Wipe your feet, it's been wet out.

Don't forget to namechange before posting if necessary.

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SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 11/11/2025 22:13

The Balrog is the monster that lurks in the dwarf mines of Moria, and kills Gandalf, I think.

Britinme · 11/11/2025 22:22

Strictly speaking it’s Gandalf that kills the Balrog isn’t it? After they descend to the depths Gandalf eventually returns but we never see the Balrog again.

MyrtleLion · 11/11/2025 22:48

Shall I start the next thread as we're on p39?

lcakethereforeIam · 11/11/2025 22:50

She was struggling to find another acting job after Fellowship. She was really down in the dumps.

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JanesLittleGirl · 11/11/2025 22:57

Boiledbeetlejuice · 11/11/2025 18:23

I got more than I bargained for when I asked for a depiction

The scene has thickened like a well-fed levain...


Late Afternoon, Sourdough Starter Room Perimeter

Balrog stands firm, her wings folded with theatrical restraint, blocking the door like a velvet rope at a club no one wants to enter. The sourdough starter inside pulses ominously, occasionally burping out a yeasty tendril that slaps against the doorframe before retreating with a gurgle. It’s quieter now—thanks to the pygmy hogs, who are licking their snouts and burping politely in a nearby patch of thyme. One of them hiccups and a small bubble of starter floats out of its nostril.

Balrog mutters, “I could crisp this whole corridor in a heartbeat. But what if it dreams? What if it remembers?”

She’s been staring at a particularly expressive clump of starter that seems to be mouthing the word “Brioche” in slow, sticky syllables.


Elsewhere in the corridor

A gerbil—wearing a small knitted scarf and carrying a bowl of soup—ambles past. The soup is carrot and coriander, steam curling up like a question mark. No bread. No spoon. Just vibes.

She pauses, sniffs the air, and says to no one in particular, “Smells like moral ambiguity and fermentation.”

Then continues on, humming a tune that sounds suspiciously like the theme from Bake Off: The Reckoning.


Just chuck a bucket of cow's wee over it. Instant soursludge.

ifIwerenotanandroid · 11/11/2025 23:30

Oops, jumped the gun a bit.

ErrolTheDragon · 11/11/2025 23:32

Thanks Myrtle, lovely intro.

lcakethereforeIam · 12/11/2025 00:02

JanesLittleGirl · 11/11/2025 22:57

Just chuck a bucket of cow's wee over it. Instant soursludge.

Would goat wee work?

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knittedsloth · 12/11/2025 01:30

Um
@Boiledbeetlejuice said
"I got more than I bargained for when I asked for a depiction
The scene has thickened like a well-fed levain..."

I did not know what that was. A new word!
I am very pleased to see that boiled beetlejuice has got it all under control and the annexe is no longer needed.

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knittedsloth · 12/11/2025 01:44

I know it is late and also past my bedtime but I really wanted just a little lesson. So worth it

< YAWN >

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Pryceosh1987 · 12/11/2025 01:48

I think it is good to wipe our feet after returning from a journey. Mentally.

knittedsloth · 12/11/2025 01:53

Pryceosh1987 · 12/11/2025 01:48

I think it is good to wipe our feet after returning from a journey. Mentally.

Is it? Why?

how do I mentally wipe my feet ?

Pryceosh1987 · 12/11/2025 02:13

knittedsloth · 12/11/2025 01:53

Is it? Why?

how do I mentally wipe my feet ?

You take all the good and bad moments you go through on the road and leave them at the door of your house everytime you walk through the front door.

knittedsloth · 12/11/2025 02:25

Pryceosh1987 · 12/11/2025 02:13

You take all the good and bad moments you go through on the road and leave them at the door of your house everytime you walk through the front door.

Thank you, I will try that.

Magpiecomplex · 12/11/2025 07:13

Pryceosh1987 · 12/11/2025 01:48

I think it is good to wipe our feet after returning from a journey. Mentally.

Does this mean you are returning to the Bluestocking after a journey? If so, welcome back!

FuzzyPuffling · 12/11/2025 07:33

I'd like to keep the good moments though.
I take my shoes off ( or boots, in this weather). I have some questions.
Do the moments remain in the cleats of my boots til next time?
Is it a case of " right boot good, left boot bad"?
Suppose I wear different boots next time?
Do moments mind being stomped on?

EdithStourton · 12/11/2025 07:34

knittedsloth · 11/11/2025 17:31

Ahh that reminds me of the short ditty:
The hare and the gerbil went to sea in a beautiful pea green boat,
They took some hash and plenty of cash to keep them both afloat
Knitted sloth came along to look at the sky, and bear was watching from up on high
They all sailed away for a week and a day in their beautiful pea green boat.

I was out all evening yesterday and missed the wonderful image and ditty. Wonderful that I brought my knitting but I dread to think what the hash will do to my stranded colourwork.

Boiledbeetlejuice · 12/11/2025 09:39

It's cold wet and miserable, I feel the pub move may go slowly if we don't get a break in the weather.

Is there any food still in the kitchen? Or did that go on one of the overnight vans?

MyrtleLion · 12/11/2025 09:57

Good morning! You're all still here. Wonderful!

I'm pasting Nick Wallis' tweets at Sara Morrison v Belfast Film Festival this morning.

I see some of you have popped your head round the door at the new place, but it's better to stay here until the decorators and carpet layers have finished.

Boiledbeetlejuice · 12/11/2025 09:59

knittedsloth · 12/11/2025 01:44

I know it is late and also past my bedtime but I really wanted just a little lesson. So worth it

< YAWN >

It was a pleasure.

God you are just so adorable I just want to squish you. (In a nice way obviously, not in a squeeze you into a cupboard and lock you behind a door way. That's just the sourbread starter we are doing that to)

Boiledbeetlejuice · 12/11/2025 10:02

WHERE ARE MY SOCKS?

I left 3 pairs on the radiator to warm and now they are gone.

Who moved my socks?

I refuse to move until my socks are returned. Its way too cold for a beetle to be wandering around sockless.

FarriersGirl · 12/11/2025 10:10

Oh I think Grellin one of the junior gerbils may be to blame

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Magpiecomplex · 12/11/2025 10:37

FarriersGirl · 12/11/2025 10:10

Oh I think Grellin one of the junior gerbils may be to blame

Are you sure that's a sock? Looks more like a mitten! Anyone missing a mitten?

FuzzyPuffling · 12/11/2025 10:52

I can't get Spartipuss into her travel basket. She wants cheese Dreamies. Anyone seen them?

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