Gussies Grips' Grandfather. Door to door merkin salesman.

[lechiffre55]

Popped up on my FB feed.
I'm gonna pretend this is an ancestor of Elaine Miller's.
Fair play he appears to believe in his product enough to wear one himself.

For those reading who are slightly newer to this...

23 seconds you'll never forget...

You Have Placed a Frill in My Parts.

Sorry. How about Muff Is A Stranger?

Hangin' Muff - New Kids on the Blockers

Merkin my way downtown?

I don't think it's too much to say that this was the beginning of Sturgeon's downfall. She invested so much political capital getting gender ID to a vote. The debate turned into a circus. That got the press reporting on it and people started asking: Whit the hell are they plying in Holyrood? The whole thing became a debacle when the law passed and Alister Jack quashed it - Sturgeon was gone less than three months later.

Starmer got the message loud and clear and - about four days after Sturgeon stepped down, in typical Starmer fashion - began walking back Labour's support of GI, at first with stiff, untelegenic statements like: 99.9% of women "of course haven't got a penis", and then by studiously remaining silent on the topic. All that set the stage for the SC ruling which was a total repudiation of GI and a decade and a half of Stonewall's deceit about the EA 2010.

Have we had Merkins in the Stream?

Merkin when I met you there was peace unknown
I set out to get you with a fine tooth comb
I was soft inside
There was something going on

You do something to me that I can't explain
Hold me closer and I feel no pain
Every beat of my heart
We got something going on

Tender love is blind
It requires a dedication
All this love we feel needs no conversation
We ride it together, ah ha
Making love with each other, ah ha

Merkins in the stream
That is what we are
No one in between
How can we be wrong
Sail away with me
To another world
And we rely on each other, ah ha
From one merkin to another, ah ha

I just learned the original Berkin bag has just sold for millions. Gussets Grip's famous merkin has got to be worth a few quid. I believe it has pockets.

Aye, she said it all, didn’t she?

‘If YOU cannot be decent, then I will not be decent, you terrible, terrible people.’

History in the making - evoking history past, bringing history present, creating history future. Merkin history.

Roll up. Roll up.

Get your genuine GussieGrips merkin here!

Roll up. Roll up.

Elaine... get another 50 cut and mounted will you! I'm on to a money spinner!

Merkin your way in the world today takes everything you've got.
Taking a break from all your worries, sure would help a lot.

Elaine... get another 50 cut and mounted will you! I'm on to a money spinner!

If you've got that many, you could stitch them together and make a nice covered area outside the Tunnock & Merkin? Give us a bit of shade on our pints during this hot weather.

The Tunnock and Merkin - where everybody knows their game..

And I can't believe I missed "Merkin 9-5". It occurs that if Dolly's fake hair and boobs are as monumental as they so wonderfully are, her merkin must be the stuff(ing) of legend..

She's got a merkin production line

What are they, merkins for MICE?

😁 it was white flags for the MSPs for something?

playing a piano with a naked tunnock

🎵 I'll be Merkin my way back to you, babe
With a burning love inside
Hey, I'm Merkin my way back to you, babe
And the happiness that died 🎵

How rude!

😱

Beetles aren't bugs😡

They misspecied Boiled!

Stop it, the lot of you. Please. Choking here 😂

♬♪ Tunnocks you're mine completely ♬♪
You give your love so sweetly
Tunnocks the light of love is in your eyes
♬♪ But will you love me tomorrow ♬♪