The Bluestocking Women’s Pub - Where Everybody Knows Your Username

[MarieDeGournay]

Welcome to the Bluestocking Arms, the home of good company, excellent drinks and delicious cakes which magically have no irksome contents like gluten or sugar or calories or the kind of alcohol that causes problems - but you wouldn't know

Food and drink are served by a keen staff of gerbils, and other animals such as capybaras, quokkas, etc., also fulfil vital roles, while looking cute AF.

New Bluestockingers always welcome.

if you think you’ve seen me in your garden, check the gerbils haven’t made you mushroom tea.

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I'm H A P P Y
I'm H A P P Y
I know I am
I'm sure I am
I'm H A P P Y
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This just came up on Flightradar.

Boily, what have you been up to?

It turns out one of the quokkas is a high level hacker. I may have accidentally slipped her a tenner to redirect all Tunnock's deliveries to Sainsbury's nationwide to the Bluestocking.

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I see Rosie is helping Swash with the thread move

Well done Rosy. Swashy and Bear have to come with bus.

I've got to say Clara's Capybara firm really is a wonderful find. They are just so efficient!

Just loading up the buses. I'm convinced we didn't have this many staff before.

Did all the attendees at the Vegetable Olympics go home? Do we have the resources and the vacancies to support this many?

I think the Bluestocking just expands inside to meet the room requirements of each thread. Eventually the gerbils staff quarters will cover an East wing the size of Switzerland.

Don't forget all the basement levels too. Got to fill them somehow.

Giant wombat is on the move to the new thread

A well spotted catch there Myrtle, those lot belong in the Staunch Ally.

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I see they've arrived home safely

The pigs and goats are nearly ready to go

Spartipuss
Colin
Any seagulls?

Seagulls are on their way, they are just having a breather.

The cat is on the ship

I don't know who has Colin

Colin is looking after the wool.

And saved the last Tunnocks.

<jumps on bus>
I've been out all evening. Had totally missed that we were so near the end of the thread - too busy thinking about the flet-ness of Norfolk and the nature of Swaffham (there used to be a very good butchers on the market square) while catching up with the thread.

The end of this thread has come around very quickly. I blame the gerbils and their vegetable thingy

Gretal is doing a last check of the pub, I'm concerned though that not all rooms will get checked, but at least some will get checked twice.

I think we are going to need more than one gerbil doing the checks going forward

Everyone out? So I can lock up?

Any stragglers arriving late, we've moved to

www.mumsnet.com/talk/womens_rights/5354243-the-bluestocking-where-the-laugh-emoji-is-sorely-missed