The Bluestocking - where Spring has sprung and the grass is riz.

[SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius]

Welcome all. Can the gerbils please ensure that all the Tunnocks products are safely stowed in the capacious larder, and perhaps the quokkas could be responsible for counting everyone onto the bus and back off at the new thread - many thanks!

Needs more work, I think. You're awfully cute like that, Marie, but I don't think cute is what you're going for!

Here's a starter hot chocolate to see if it has any effect.

I do love that, Magpie, and fluttering over lavender fields too💕
But you're right, not very butch, is it?!

Middle management guardian angel?

Still a little worried about managing flirtations from a rodent, but maybe.

AI struggled with this brief. I like the last one the best…

That's really funny😄

You match me now! Hers 'n' hers wings!

Oh Swash, you're in the Bluestocking, everything rodent-related is absolutely perfect here!
Are you really telling me that you'd prefer to be flirted with by somebody in an ugly 16th century frock with a ruff and weird headgear??
Hint: the answer is no, even a rodent would be better than that😄

Oooh I like that! who knew a furry rodent could have an air of quiet authority??

@MarieDeGournay I prefer the wings to the ruff, that’s true enough.

Wings are magical, and I was only lamenting the lack of magic a few posts back. So I think you may be on to something there.

I was thinking something along these lines, but with wings and a gerbil's head😂

Crikey.

Did you watch The Bridge? The animal’s head would remind of the dark baddies in that. Very scary. The wings might counter that, I suppose.

I like the way that wedding ring is levitating...

How about this, @MarieDeGournay?

Could you be a gerbil holder? AI is currently having trouble with the head…

Personally, I think she’s pretty hot.

Oh triffic, AI has now produced a love-rival😡

I think I'll call a halt to this, it's been soooo much fun, thank you Stockingers!
Unless of course you want to go on AI-ing, I'm highly entertained and I've enjoyed being the centre of attention😄

I'll just cope with being a 16-17th century French feminist philosopher, human but NOT WEARING A FROCK AND AWFUL HEADGEAR, OK?!

Is that OK with you, Swash? Are we on again??😄

Oooof! Some like it hot, indeed!

I spent ages arguing with AI to try to give you a saffron coloured plain elegant silk sheath dress but it kept producing bimbos and Cinderellas. But when you said you wanted to look cool and dark and leather clad, now that is something different .... the gerbil's head though, there's a slight element of comedy that we don't really want ... maybe a mask?

You know that expression - 'Do you want to be her or do her?' - well maybe you don't, but the one on the left in the saffron dress is a good illustration - I definitely wouldn't want to be her, but...
but of course, that I only have eyes for Swash😄

Right, Stockingers, I'm signing off for tonight - thank you so much for all the fun and your clever clever images. I've really enjoyed it

May the Dream Gerbil bring you sweet ones x

'Caffinated dolphin'🤣

Last one from me 🏴‍☠️

Love this one, the perfect blend of vacuousness and efficiency in a very pretty exterior 🐹

Okay, I think I’ve found a solution to the gerbil head issue. A gerbil tattoo, on the head. I think this one’s got legs.

Brilliant!