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The Bluestocking. All gerbils welcome, must have own frou-frou skirt.

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Magpiecomplex · 12/02/2025 18:44

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Swashbuckled · 22/02/2025 21:08

ifIwerenotanandroid · 22/02/2025 21:03

Are you in my house?😂

Erm….well….actually…

(Sound of a door slamming and the frantic step of running and heavily booted, feet.)

inkymoose · 22/02/2025 21:26

ifIwerenotanandroid · 22/02/2025 19:21

I asked for a tummy-tickling Rosy pic & the AI told me it was an unsafe image!

🙄

inkymoose · 22/02/2025 21:35

Boiledbeetle · 22/02/2025 20:47

AI gave me everything I asked for, just in different images!

I don't think one actually gives me exactly what I asked for!

The images are a bit subversive aren't they? There's more than one impaling going on there, cot bars through the neck etc

inkymoose · 22/02/2025 21:46

Congratulations to the Lovely BANNED family 🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔

The Bluestocking. All gerbils welcome, must have own frou-frou skirt.
Boiledbeetle · 22/02/2025 22:07

What is it with the AI tonight.

Do any of these depict a beetle looking queasy at an opened tin of butter beans?

No they do not!

They make it look like I positively enjoy beans of any kind. OK perplexed slightly at the green abominations, but the others... I'm literally bathing in them!

The AI is wrong!

The Bluestocking. All gerbils welcome, must have own frou-frou skirt.
The Bluestocking. All gerbils welcome, must have own frou-frou skirt.
The Bluestocking. All gerbils welcome, must have own frou-frou skirt.
Boiledbeetle · 22/02/2025 22:13

Grrrr, it won't even let me cuddle Rosy.

Instead I get kung fu panda!

The Bluestocking. All gerbils welcome, must have own frou-frou skirt.
Swashbuckled · 22/02/2025 22:32

Tried one of Rosy cuddling you. (Was going for cuddling each other but she was insistent, it seems.)

The Bluestocking. All gerbils welcome, must have own frou-frou skirt.
Boiledbeetle · 22/02/2025 22:34

Swashbuckled · 22/02/2025 22:32

Tried one of Rosy cuddling you. (Was going for cuddling each other but she was insistent, it seems.)

I can live with that! Better than being mugged by her earlier!

MarieDeGournay · 22/02/2025 22:35

It's all kicked off since I was here last -
poor Woley's knee🙁
but
yay Banned's granbabby 🙂

Bailey's all round, I reckon, most efficacious in every case😄

Bannedontherun · 22/02/2025 22:38

Number 3 finally went to sleep. Cooked a dinner for the new parents for tomorrow, to shove in the oven, had a nap and now supping a large glass of wine and watching sex in the city, reminiscing times well gone by. Mr banned in bed knackered so as ready for crack of dawn awakening….

Boiledbeetle · 22/02/2025 22:45

Right, Heroes...
@lcakethereforeIam crunchie and twirl
@MyrtleLion a dinky decker
@FuzzyPuffling all the caramels
Ooh hang on Fuzzy, you will have to share with @Swashbuckled

The Bluestocking. All gerbils welcome, must have own frou-frou skirt.
The Bluestocking. All gerbils welcome, must have own frou-frou skirt.
The Bluestocking. All gerbils welcome, must have own frou-frou skirt.
Boiledbeetle · 22/02/2025 22:46

<wipes chocolate off top>

Did I miss anyone?

Myfluffyblanket · 22/02/2025 23:00

@Bannedontherun Congratulations !
And welcome to the outside world, BabyBanned 😘

ifIwerenotanandroid · 22/02/2025 23:02

Swashbuckled · 22/02/2025 21:08

Erm….well….actually…

(Sound of a door slamming and the frantic step of running and heavily booted, feet.)

Hey, you left a couple of things behind... actually, forget it, they rather suit me.

The Bluestocking. All gerbils welcome, must have own frou-frou skirt.
Myfluffyblanket · 22/02/2025 23:03

Swashbuckled · 22/02/2025 19:45

Just for you @ifIwerenotanandroid 🤣

"Paint me like one of your French girls, Swash".

ifIwerenotanandroid · 22/02/2025 23:04

Oops, I was a bit metal-naked in that image & it seems to have got held up in MN's review.🙁😳

ifIwerenotanandroid · 22/02/2025 23:05

Oh no, there we are. I wonder (a) if it went to a human for checking & (b) what they think is going on on this thread.

Swashbuckled · 22/02/2025 23:26

ifIwerenotanandroid · 22/02/2025 23:02

Hey, you left a couple of things behind... actually, forget it, they rather suit me.

You’re right; they do! 😮

Swashbuckled · 22/02/2025 23:26

Myfluffyblanket · 22/02/2025 23:03

"Paint me like one of your French girls, Swash".

I love it 🤣

MarieDeGournay · 22/02/2025 23:26

Rosy the Red Panda is such an addition to the Cuteness Index in the Bluestocking! I wonder why we didn't have one before, or as John Donne would have put it
I wonder, by my troth, what thou and I
Did, till we had a red panda around the place?

Thank you for the impossibly cute picture of Rosy having her tummy tickled by a team of tummy-tickling gerbils, Swashbuckled 😍
A lovely image to end the day on.

May the dream-gerbil bring you sweet ones💤

ErrolTheDragon · 22/02/2025 23:38

Boiledbeetle · 22/02/2025 22:07

What is it with the AI tonight.

Do any of these depict a beetle looking queasy at an opened tin of butter beans?

No they do not!

They make it look like I positively enjoy beans of any kind. OK perplexed slightly at the green abominations, but the others... I'm literally bathing in them!

The AI is wrong!

The butter beans were tossed in a bit of olive oil and baked alongside harissa salmon until a bit crispy. DH used to think he didn't like beans but eats these avidly.

MyrtleLion · 22/02/2025 23:41

Thought I'd pop in to say hello to the new baby Banned.

Watching Fleetwood Mac night on BBC2. Can't believe Christine McVie was 79 when she died. She looks amazing in the programmes even in her mid-late 70s.

The Bluestocking. All gerbils welcome, must have own frou-frou skirt.
Boiledbeetle · 22/02/2025 23:49

ErrolTheDragon · 22/02/2025 23:38

The butter beans were tossed in a bit of olive oil and baked alongside harissa salmon until a bit crispy. DH used to think he didn't like beans but eats these avidly.

hannibal and clarice GIF

I read that in a "I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti " voice

lcakethereforeIam · 23/02/2025 00:01

Boiledbeetle · 22/02/2025 22:45

Right, Heroes...
@lcakethereforeIam crunchie and twirl
@MyrtleLion a dinky decker
@FuzzyPuffling all the caramels
Ooh hang on Fuzzy, you will have to share with @Swashbuckled

Just one of each!?

Well, I did eat rather a lot of them last night. Thank you.

Nom, nom...

inkymoose · 23/02/2025 01:38

Boiledbeetle · 22/02/2025 23:49

I read that in a "I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti " voice

😂

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