I used to love beans on toast, but Heinz have changed the recipe for their tomato sauce, and it seems watery and tasteless to me. Even their BBQ beans sauce has deteriorated. Same goes for the spaghetti hoops in tomato sauce - that was a favourite lunch too - on well buttered toast, so the sauce soaked into the toast ...... mmmmmm!
When we lived out in the Shropshire hills, we used to get mice in the house. One of them got into the cupboard where mum was storing the Christmas pudding she'd made, for the following Christmas, and ate some of it - mum was Not Impressed. And one night, she'd gone to bed, leaving dad to watch TV, and realised it had got late and he still hadn't come to bed, so she went to find him.
He was fast asleep in his chair, with his legs stretched out in front of him. The cat was asleep beside him, and there was a mouse sitting on his foot, cleaning its whiskers and watching the boxing on TV. Mum didn't wake dad up - she woke the cat instead, who spotted the mouse, and leapt onto dad's foot with all 668 claws fully out, to try to catch the mouse. The mouse scarpered and dad woke up as all the claws landed in his foot at once. 😂