Bluestocking: Do androids dream of electric hair?

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Previously on 'The Bluestocking':
https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/womens_rights/5198256-autumn-leaves-crackling-fires-quokkas-and-puffins-at-the-bluestocking?page=40&reply=139728736

Like the original and best monster, though, he explained that he's actually tragically misunderstood and only wants to be loved.

I invited him up for a drink and a natter.

I don't understand

wow beetle.

soxy

Well...beetles do have six legs.

Life? The universe? this thread? My sock obsession?

You've come to the right place, then, Jk987, understanding isn't much in demand here, just pull up a comfy chair and go with the flow!
Hot chocolate? Cuppa tea? Something stronger? [though Bluestocking's alcoholic drinks are magically non-alcoholic, but still ..strong]

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Aw @Catiette your poor little monster. I bet he has a story to tell.

I got a box of free stuff from Crocs once. Whilst I was delighted at the crocs and the jibbetz it was the socks that I went the loopiest over!

Ooh Boily that's an excellent job lot of free stuff.
I once won a box of false comedy noses.

@Catiette it looks like a croc, or a Croc, had a baby with Ray Reardon.

Well I suppose she has to wear three pairs at once.

Questions, questions.

And who let those men in?

On googling... he does! I KNEW crocs were the stuff of nightmares.

Yes, bless him, he was all tall tails of woe. 😁 We're both feeling a bit better now, though, and he's heading back to the cellar happy in the knowledge that there's always moral support and a smile upstairs for those who need it.

I mean Crocs. But also crocs. Both nightmarish.

Update on my kitty; she's been given all the antidote now and continuous charcoal in her food, is eating well although her bloods came back still a bit high in sodium so she's been kept in again tonight and still on fluids.

It's sounding positive though but vet bill will be high high high... Trying not to think of that. This is her! Love that she joins all the other black cats on this thread!

Great news @INeedAPensieve . Well.done that kitty- she's gorgeous and worth every penny!

My girlcat sends her best. She loves the telly!

Thanks @FuzzyPuffling. I'm maybe getting ready to make jokes now although it was touch and go last night.

I'm having my much deserved hot chocolate now. Last vet update has made me relieved that her liver and other organs seem ok. Although the bill might unfortunately be £2k!!!! 😥

Just before Christmas....

Aw, 😻PensieveCat! And 😻FuzzyCatling - has she really got b&w toes?

Mine's the odd one out - he's a ginger tabby.

Yes, she has. Her middle name is "Twinkletoes"!

Android, we need to see said ginger tabby. Cat tax.

Soon (technical problems with getting photos onto here - will have to ask husband as I've taken over his Chromebook & it's different to my old one which I killed through overuse). Will swop pix of handsome ginge for pix of Twinkletoes' toes & toe beans. Hang on, just had a thought. He has a doppelganger.

No, I'll get a pic of him up here tomorrow. Brace yourselves, he's gorgeous.

I've just discovered the colouring book pages option!