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Autumn leaves, crackling fires, quokkas and puffins at the Bluestocking.

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SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 29/10/2024 14:10

A new thread - with apologies to the gerbils for leaving them out of the title.

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Boiledbeetle · 05/11/2024 19:31

lcakethereforeIam · 05/11/2024 15:32

I've put some buckets of water and a hosepipe amongst the pigs cottages. One of the gerbils has volunteered to be a fire watcher. I'm a bit worried about that one, got a bit of a crazed look around the eyes. The rest are putting a bonfire together in the meadow. We also had a volunteer (refused) to be the Guy! Thinking about it, it might have been the same gerbil.
The animals not interested in participating outside will be in the snug. There's going to be a buffet of appropriately seasonal food and drink...and whatever sparp is.

I think there will be sparklers, possibly fireworks, the low noise ones.

Hope Baby Banned and all the Banned family have an enjoyable Nov. 5th.

Gerbils are currently performing their interpretive dance routine about the gunpowder plot!

Autumn leaves, crackling fires, quokkas and puffins at the Bluestocking.
HerGorgeousMajestyArabellaScott · 05/11/2024 19:31

Love it, Alison.

AlisonDonut · 05/11/2024 20:01

I do love it!

There are 4 spots inside that need reglazing so will just use it and bung 4 dots of fresh glaze on it and refire it when I next do a glaze fire but yes, my morning coffees will be in this mug for a while.

larklane17 · 05/11/2024 20:05

Great mug shot Alison!

lcakethereforeIam · 05/11/2024 20:49

Awesome mugshot.

The gunpowder interpretive dance though, what are those wee things on the floor? Matches? Maggots?

inkymoose · 05/11/2024 21:06

Magpiecomplex · 05/11/2024 07:26

I think possibly the AI has let slip something important here. It's clearly gained sentience while pretending not to understand how many fingers people have, and has been secretly communicating with our new alien overlords, who are scheduled to arrive sometime between now and the end of the year.

🫣

inkymoose · 05/11/2024 21:30

AlisonDonut · 05/11/2024 19:23

Mug is out the kiln. Very happy with this!

Odd One Out GIF by GGKT

Bold, brilliant, unique. So good!

inkymoose · 05/11/2024 21:31

ErrolTheDragon · 05/11/2024 08:28

Why has the third of those got the Star Wars droids in it?

It's like android says. The AI has lost the plot!

Boiledbeetle · 05/11/2024 21:32

lcakethereforeIam · 05/11/2024 20:49

Awesome mugshot.

The gunpowder interpretive dance though, what are those wee things on the floor? Matches? Maggots?

Most of the gerbils are busy this evening having rented themselves out as support animals for those scared of bonfire night election night.

(Although in the end one of the gerbils needed its own support puppy)

The remaining gerbils were forced at short notice to improvise with wet toilet roll.

Autumn leaves, crackling fires, quokkas and puffins at the Bluestocking.
Autumn leaves, crackling fires, quokkas and puffins at the Bluestocking.
inkymoose · 05/11/2024 21:53

AMERICA'S ELECTION NIGHT/ End of Days (according to copilot) "near Milton Keynes, UK" -
Gerbil: what's going on out there in the world, puffin?
Puffin: no idea mate. Have a tea cake and don't give it another thought.

Autumn leaves, crackling fires, quokkas and puffins at the Bluestocking.
MarieDeGournay · 05/11/2024 21:57

inkymoose · 05/11/2024 21:53

AMERICA'S ELECTION NIGHT/ End of Days (according to copilot) "near Milton Keynes, UK" -
Gerbil: what's going on out there in the world, puffin?
Puffin: no idea mate. Have a tea cake and don't give it another thought.

Love it, Inky! That's captures the zeitgeist perfectlySmile

Magpiecomplex · 05/11/2024 22:02

MarieDeGournay · 05/11/2024 21:57

Love it, Inky! That's captures the zeitgeist perfectlySmile

It also captures Milton Keynes quite well! 🤣

Boiledbeetle · 05/11/2024 22:17

I just wandered into the gerbil rehearsal room. (Its a very busy night for the gerbils)

They are practising their election results routine

Autumn leaves, crackling fires, quokkas and puffins at the Bluestocking.
Boiledbeetle · 05/11/2024 22:19

Meanwhile the quokkas have been at the sherry and they have chosen to do a gangnam style routine to mark the occasion!

Autumn leaves, crackling fires, quokkas and puffins at the Bluestocking.
ifIwerenotanandroid · 05/11/2024 23:29

AlisonDonut · 05/11/2024 20:01

I do love it!

There are 4 spots inside that need reglazing so will just use it and bung 4 dots of fresh glaze on it and refire it when I next do a glaze fire but yes, my morning coffees will be in this mug for a while.

It's great, but surely you should be drinking tea out of it, as per the photo?

ifIwerenotanandroid · 05/11/2024 23:44

lcakethereforeIam · 05/11/2024 15:32

I've put some buckets of water and a hosepipe amongst the pigs cottages. One of the gerbils has volunteered to be a fire watcher. I'm a bit worried about that one, got a bit of a crazed look around the eyes. The rest are putting a bonfire together in the meadow. We also had a volunteer (refused) to be the Guy! Thinking about it, it might have been the same gerbil.
The animals not interested in participating outside will be in the snug. There's going to be a buffet of appropriately seasonal food and drink...and whatever sparp is.

I think there will be sparklers, possibly fireworks, the low noise ones.

Hope Baby Banned and all the Banned family have an enjoyable Nov. 5th.

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Autumn leaves, crackling fires, quokkas and puffins at the Bluestocking.
Autumn leaves, crackling fires, quokkas and puffins at the Bluestocking.
Autumn leaves, crackling fires, quokkas and puffins at the Bluestocking.
Autumn leaves, crackling fires, quokkas and puffins at the Bluestocking.
Autumn leaves, crackling fires, quokkas and puffins at the Bluestocking.
ifIwerenotanandroid · 05/11/2024 23:46

inkymoose · 05/11/2024 21:53

AMERICA'S ELECTION NIGHT/ End of Days (according to copilot) "near Milton Keynes, UK" -
Gerbil: what's going on out there in the world, puffin?
Puffin: no idea mate. Have a tea cake and don't give it another thought.

It's been nice knowing you all.

Boiledbeetle · 06/11/2024 00:08

AlisonDonut · 05/11/2024 19:23

Mug is out the kiln. Very happy with this!

Lilo And Stitch Please GIF

is there any chance you can do a post with all the photos of the stages attached, assuming you've still got them on your phone? (otherwise I'm going to have to trawl to find you posts with the photos), so we can appreciate the full process?

Pretty please!

AlisonDonut · 06/11/2024 04:08

ifIwerenotanandroid · 05/11/2024 23:29

It's great, but surely you should be drinking tea out of it, as per the photo?

Edited

Can't stand tea. Bleurgh. I went off it in the 70s. My horrid stepfather used to have it as strong as it could be, with evaporated milk. Even the smell...eugh.

AlisonDonut · 06/11/2024 04:08

Boiledbeetle · 06/11/2024 00:08

is there any chance you can do a post with all the photos of the stages attached, assuming you've still got them on your phone? (otherwise I'm going to have to trawl to find you posts with the photos), so we can appreciate the full process?

Pretty please!

Will do, once I'm back on my phone later.

ifIwerenotanandroid · 06/11/2024 10:17

AlisonDonut · 06/11/2024 04:08

Can't stand tea. Bleurgh. I went off it in the 70s. My horrid stepfather used to have it as strong as it could be, with evaporated milk. Even the smell...eugh.

Ugh! That should be outlawed. It's a crime against tea. sips her Earl Grey decaff & tries to ignore builders dropping things past the window

ifIwerenotanandroid · 06/11/2024 10:22

Actual photo

Autumn leaves, crackling fires, quokkas and puffins at the Bluestocking.
MarieDeGournay · 06/11/2024 10:56

Thank you for that much-needed laugh! I love surreal daftness.
lcakethereforeIam-of-this-parish came up with a humdinger:

lcakethereforeIam · Today 10:45
Mrs Pig's bikini. Have you seen a sow's nipples? Have you? She'd need more than one top.

😂x100!

inkymoose · 06/11/2024 12:49

ifIwerenotanandroid · 06/11/2024 10:22

Actual photo

That's 3 cups/vessels containing hot drinks, and a coffee pot... you must be very thirsty, android

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