Autumn leaves, crackling fires, quokkas and puffins at the Bluestocking.

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A new thread - with apologies to the gerbils for leaving them out of the title.

Boiled if you click the X in the right hand corner where it says See more on Facebook it should disappear and give you a view.
I'm not on FB and it worked for me.

I hope this doesn't get me put in MN jail. For you Beetle.

Why when I ask for a pub full of women does it take me back 100 years!

For Fuzzy

Woah, sorry all! That went a bit bigger than expected!

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Its totally a me issue I refuse to allow even essential cookies from facebook, so I never get past the cookie page!

Not looking,

Why were you looking in a frog? (Haven't RTFT, apologies if this has been answered😁.)

What's that quote? 'Outside of a dog, the best thing to own is a book. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.' Something like that, anyway.

Oh, poor mole! I always wanted to see a real mole, & then one day I drove to a country village to check out their church, & I parked in a wood opposite the church (I live in the back of beyond, civilisation-wise). I got out of my car to see a mole squashed flat on the woodland floor, & I had the horrible suspicion that it was me who'd run it over. Never felt the same way about moles (or myself, to be honest) since.

My name's Android, & I'm a mole-killer (maybe).

OK

Phew, thanks android.

My cats caught a mole once, in the days when we lived rurally. It was unharmed and trotted round our sitting room for a while before going behind the sofa. It was the most adorable, velvety, cute thing.

I caught it and put it back in the garden.

Frog was spatchcocked on the path.

This has turned into Dead Animal World.
Not the vibe I need at the moment. I'm off to a quiet corner until it's passed.

Sorry, I'll stop!

Didn't mean to frighten anyone away.

Just thought it was something interesting ...

Not sure the AI beetle giving a puffin a hug will help!

Change of subject, ELO song on an advert, its a livin thing i just loved them back in the day when they hit North America, i was there at the time, in Canada.

I'm OK with the whole Dead Animal vibe - as long as nothing goes to waste and they are all eaten by youse carnivores 😈

That's why black pudding was invented.

Er, I make a good veggie white pudding using left over porridge.

Hopefully that's less of a conversation killer. 😁

Nope.

Oh, cripes. I'll get my coat, then. Sorry, everyone.

@HerGorgeousMajestyArabellaScott noooooo come back, dont go <begs and scrapes >

I love porridge so there's never any left! Except that one time when I was 7 and my dad made it. There was me wide eyed and innocent of the ways of my dads porridge making. I sat down expecting a nice sweet bowl of porridge, as that was all I'd known to discover my dad's side of the family made it with salt, so he'd made it with salt!

One and only time I couldn't eat my porridge

Dont like porridge might try it with salt thanks boiled