Autumn leaves, crackling fires, quokkas and puffins at the Bluestocking.

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A new thread - with apologies to the gerbils for leaving them out of the title.

I don't really want to see a picture of millipedes. I know they are miracles of nature, but they give me horrors and pictures are so much worse than living creatures.

I don't really want to see a picture of a poor dead mole.

And I sure as hell can do without a picture of ANYTHING coming out of a penis.

So i think that's a no, but thank you kindly for the offer.

Of all the things I've ever been offered, I think that's possibly the oddest and most unwanted ever arabella

This is the Bluestocking, a pub for thinking, animal-loving women, not a fetish bar!!!!

( Does best outraged face)

I'm a plant scientist for a reason. That'll be a no thanks from me, I'm afraid!

I appear to be alone in my longing to see milipedes emerge from the penis of a dead mole!!

Yes, you are.

How it started...

Oh no you're not!
(panto season draws near)
I want to see this also!
Please Miss, Miss, Miss!

The next day...

And @HerGorgeousMajestyArabellaScott has the crime scene photos

Oh thank God I'm not alone!!!

Were any millipedes harmed during the making of said You Tube video?

I'm curious about it. If only because I doubt it's a millipede, they're meant to be vegans. My money is on it being a centipede.

I sounds like a William S Burroughs depiction of drug-addled sex nightmare. It's so nice to be old and not feel you have to read things that make you look intelligent and literary.

Not rtft but is this Arabella's Halloween offering?

There was discussion of what creature it might be using exactly that reasoning!

Apparently as detrivores they will eat any decaying matter! Blaniulus guttulatis was one suggested ID.

It's not a very graphic picture, honest.

But I don't want to upset the herbivores.

Perhaps a link? Not sure it'll work:

www.facebook.com/share/p/wG2Yk68Y4wx5hCQN/

That was interesting! Comments seem to think it's a millipede.
I wouldn't have known it was a penis😎

Insects! FFS!!

Am having ma tea now.
Might look tomorrow,

Oh it worked! Good stuff.

Also interesting to learn that scavengers start with genitals and other soft tissue.

I found a sexton beetle in a frog in the summer. 😊

Maybe more appropriate for the sexton gender board?

Gahhhh! Can't view it! I hate you facebook!

A beetle likes what a beetle likes!

I'll see if I can pm.you it beetle

Please may we have a fluffy, cuddly, creative sort of picture to act as brain bleach? ( No, I didn't even open the link)

Or a nice cup of tea?