Les Bas Bleus, The Bluestocking...

[ErrolTheDragon]

En franglais, in English .... open to all women for company, fun and fabulous artworks. Leave unwanted reality in the porch and come along in.

Yerss. It does.

This is what I asked for when trying to create an image of a gravy train with Boiled standing by (trying to get away from Thomas the Tank Engine trains and piles of baked beans):

"Create an image of a steel Electric goods train pulling many carriages made from cylinders full of gravy without any baked beans, have one boiled beetle standing by"

My husband thought putting aphid infested plant material in the kitchen food waste caddy was a good idea. He wasn't able to provide an adequate explanation of his thought process at the time...

That's a LOT of beans, Boily!

This is the problem with sending a Gerbil Eats drone delivery to Paris. The gerbils take the name too literally.

I don't even like beans!

I get the impression that these AIs work like 'don't think about an elephant' ...🐘..and there it is.
Have you tried specifying lots of other fillings you can tolerate rather than specifying some you don't?

I hadn't, I've just read the OPs posts. And now I think one of you needs to illustrate releasing the Quacken

That's a whole can of ... erm ... worms you're opening there Errol

You lot are all bonkers.

I thought sparp was what was used to make the 'Cup of Cold Sick' cocktail.

What are we planning on doing about the Quokka Liberation Front meeting currently underway in the kitchen? It's not as if they do much work, they leave it all to the gerbils. Apart from the fun parts like dressing up in nurses uniforms.

What are we planning on doing about the Quokka Liberation Front meeting currently underway in the kitchen?

Get the gerbils to rustle up some sandwiches and a tea urn and leave them to it!

Is that force feeding?

Noooooo! Not me! 😶

It's my cousin!

This is what I got when I asked it to draw the quacken being released

The Quokkas could be very helpful in getting the goats back into the garden and putting the goat-fencing back up. Quokkas feel superior to goats (as well as gerbils) and if they spy an opportunity to corral goats, their meeting will soon be abandoned.

And when I ask it to make it more menacing 🤣

I'm about to go to sleep so someone else needs to let the quokkas know that the goats are out.

And quackens are the stuff if nightmares.

Oi! The goats are out!

So. I checked the cctv

It turns out that the quokkas helped the goats to escape!

Are these any cuter?

Yeah, that's the sort of thing.
It may not be art but it saves one having to have much of a fevered imagination of one's own.

Quackens ARE the stuff of nightmares. The cure is worse than the disease .... my AI produced seething bogs full of maggots some of which were flying and some of which were enormous with several legs, teeth and pincers, all eating each other. I asked it to make the quacken more like a duck ... actually I'm not going to show you any of those pictures because they're too horrible. Here is a lovely picture of a nice duck and a goat with their friend the miniature Quokka instead.

Those radical quokkas! They're too independent-minded with their Meetings and Plotting.

https://x.com/moleatthedoor/status/1838613019732934669?t=DG6DAevDbhpzew_kmZos_A&s=19

There's got to be a hamas/sausage joke somewhere.

It's always a sausage fest with him. Women, hostages...

I almost feel sorry for him, he surely must have that cold cringing feeling. Such a ridiculous cockup on a serious subject.