Les Bas Bleus, The Bluestocking...

[ErrolTheDragon]

En franglais, in English .... open to all women for company, fun and fabulous artworks. Leave unwanted reality in the porch and come along in.

I want one of yours!!

Why did none of you tell me about the sausages???

tentatively pushes sparp sandwich towards Cake and beats hasty retreat

Inky, I think your AI might have a touch of indigestion, or is otherwise feeling slightly out of sorts...

@ifIwerenotanandroid are these the sausages being heinously held against their will, mentioned in a recent speech?

I've obliged it to make so many variations on the Sparp sandwich it's just being awkward now. Do your job, AI! But getting it to take OUT tomatoes or red onions, not a chance

I've just tried getting mine to make a sparp and sausage sandwich, and I see what you mean. It will not remove the tomatoes, no matter what you tell it to do!

sigh... Bloody AI. They're not in the buttie, but they are lurking in the background! And the sparp is a bit lacking!

You might very well think that; I couldn't possibly comment.

Is tomato sauce okay? Bit low on sparp too.

Remember those happy days, Boily?

I've just got it to draw Cake as* *I imagine her in real life

Ohhh! Happy memories of being back in those first flushes of love between the tomato fetishist and the beetle!

Aha! I took Cake's idea of asking for no salad! Obviously the green frilly stuff in this sandwich is not, as it might appear to be, salad. Because I asked for no salad.

You've been fiddling with the machine, haven't you?

I find if you say no X, it adds more X.

It took soo many tries to get the speech bubble to come from the bacon that I can't be arsed to attempt to correct the words

Sparp is best with tomatoes of course, but the AI should be able to cater for people with allergies and aversions.

Has a drone-enabled refreshment delivery system been set up yet? It would spare the little gerbils feet.

and speaking of little feet, what happened with that hen and the chair? Is there a kind of old-fashioned commode hole in the middle of the seat or what?

I decided to get some exercise so I've been splashing around outside in the puddles, but looking at it I think the gravy bowser might have sprung a leak

Has anyone else seen the thread on maggots appearing when it rains?😱😱

PLEASE NO MAGGOTS IN THE BLUESTOCKING

I thought the gerbils sat on the drones to get the Gerbil Eats delivered. I didn't realise the poor sods were doing it on foot. Poor things I sent them to France the other day!

OK, apols.

I wish I hadnt! But why the fuck her husband thought hoovering them up was a good idea I'll never know!

I'm singing in the gravy
Yes, singing in the gravy
What a glorious feeling
And I'm happy and hazy!