Les Bas Bleus, The Bluestocking...

[ErrolTheDragon]

En franglais, in English .... open to all women for company, fun and fabulous artworks. Leave unwanted reality in the porch and come along in.

Could be the gerbil version of cauliflower ear?

I had a go

Oh, they're much friendlier.

I notice you asked for costumes. I asked for teeth.😂

Right. Gerbil Union rep here.

Who is in charge of that factory? Why are these little furry helpers having to do double shifts? Are they working for Shein? Do I need to send out the Gerbil Rescue Squad?

Don't worry, little ones, your favourite puffling is coming to save you!

I believe you have your AI on the under 10 years of age setting 😂

I wish mine was.

I've not taken the training wheels off yet!

Blimey, Android! 🫣

The factory is owned by Grimbut, she's actually a very fair boss, but the problem is the gerbils have to re do a lot of orders as their spelling is awful!

Cute cartoon version. Not sure that's any better.

Very friendly piranha-toothed gerbils.

Everyone is getting on nicely in my AI (apart from cake who is being eaten by both fish and gerbil)

Chocolate piranha-toothed gerbils now available free at the bar.

Now THAT is an Easter Egg I'd pay good money for!

That's more what I had in mind!

It's also good for you: the eyes are dark glace cherries, the teeth are hand-carved from brazil nuts & when you take the top of the head off, there's fresh fruit inside. Virtually health food.

Now, that's just weird.😂

They look cute, bit walrus like, no doubt to lull you into a false sense of security before biting your leg off!

Sounds like all of your five a day in one go!

They look cute, bit walrus like, no doubt to lull you into a false sense of security before biting your leg off!

Since you mention walruses, one of my favourite photos on a wiki article is this

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walrus#/media/File:WalrusBreathing.jpg

In all senses, how cool is that?

Chocolate bars commemorating the sweatshop gerbils now available free at the bar.

Those are lovely, thank you. May I take two and save one for later?

The chocolate piranha gerbils are too scary. I was wondering if I could cope if the teeth were white chocolate and if I ate the teeth first, but later you posted that they are hand-carved Brazil nuts, so no.

I don't think my AI is quite as good a chocolatier as Android's...

Can I inquire who, or what, is doing the sweating in the sweatshop? Because apparently gerbils can't.

Oh me too. It's genius!