JKR's secret mission to Greenland

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JKR took time off from her work on the construction of the secret women only Arctic lair in the far north to meet up with various rebel Danish politicians who know that women exist.

Sólbjørg Jakobsen
We got a pleasant surprise tonight, in a remote place in Greenland. @jk_rowling with the message:

“In the end, we will win!”

#dkpol #womenpower
https://x.com/solbjorgLA/status/1827504393958076705

This follows on from the Danish minister for Digitalisation and Equality, Marie Bjerre speaking up:
https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/womens_rights/5147842-another-crack-in-the-wall-denmark

Invites to the Secret Arctic Base, guarded by mother polar bears, will be issued to mumsnet users on completion apparently. You may wish to get some furry hats and warm clothes ready.

Fake furry hats of course.

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WHATS GOING ON?
FOMO

Wow! I’m in! Love a bit of snow and ice!

Have packed all my snow gear my Huskie wants to know if she can come as she loves the ❄️

I sincerely hope not.

Muahahahaha!

Does this mean I get to hibernate like a polar bear? I've always wanted to sleep all winter and wake up thin (but in a bed, not buried in snow).

And probably not with a polar bear cub or two.

Alas, polar bears don't hibernate. Winter is their busy time!

https://resources.arctickingdom.com/why-polar-bears-dont-hibernate

Polar bear cubs or LARPing man, I'd take the cubs ...

If there are decent opportunities to view aurora borealis then I shall start saving for the trip and training for the cold.

Any chance of a trained squad of female polar bears to defend the place?

Further proof that somebody on FWR knows everything.
Everyday a schoolday.

No real credit to me, I wondered so looked it up! 😄

That woman gets everywhere!

Plenty of ice for the g&t, will pack some lemons.

Further research suggests Tinsel could at least have a period of 'carnivore lethargy' if she's willing to accept cubs in return. Pretty much guaranteed no LARPers would survive that so it may still be an attractive proposition.

Extra flannel knickers packed and ready.

Obvious when you think about it, but I'd never thought! Thanks.

Armoured bears with SAS training, you say? Sign me up!

Nor had I until now!

OMG I am totally on my way. This is amazing 🤩

I never read Philip Pullman's books or saw the film, but this image would do quite well ...

Just what I was thinking of. Except that the bear would always be a she-bear!

When is the terfy transportation leaving? The only concern is if society will collapse when all of the middle aged women who do loads of unpaid work leave. Ah, fuck it, they'll just have to muddle through. JKR's secret lair has SAS polar bears!