JKR's secret mission to Greenland

[fromorbit]

JKR took time off from her work on the construction of the secret women only Arctic lair in the far north to meet up with various rebel Danish politicians who know that women exist.

Sólbjørg Jakobsen
We got a pleasant surprise tonight, in a remote place in Greenland. @jk_rowling with the message:

“In the end, we will win!”

#dkpol #womenpower
https://x.com/solbjorgLA/status/1827504393958076705

This follows on from the Danish minister for Digitalisation and Equality, Marie Bjerre speaking up:
https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/womens_rights/5147842-another-crack-in-the-wall-denmark

Invites to the Secret Arctic Base, guarded by mother polar bears, will be issued to mumsnet users on completion apparently. You may wish to get some furry hats and warm clothes ready.

😁global warming= more lemons, less ice

The seals at Horsey might have severe reservations about your idea.

'Horsey Seal Reservation'??🐎..oh dear I'm on the wrong thread for AI generated mash-ups, so you'll have to imagine a whole reservation full of horsey seals😄

You win the thread.

Her sea sleigh will be silver and pulled by beluga whales

With a squadron of female killer whales to defend them.

Just waiting for the TAs to find this thread and melt down. "The Terfs have a polar bear army now. They already have dinosaurs too. "

Hey, don't diss my lovely Soviet-bought fox hat! I'll need it in Greenland. that meeting must be why they wouldn't sell the place to the orange pussy-grabber - I'm sure it was all planned that far in advance.

Greenland - wear the fox hat

Greenland trousers:
https://www.flickr.com/photos/arctickingdom/4458970282
The ice bears will need SAS training!

those trousers aren't very slimming 😶

Oh damn! I’m just back from Greenland and it was a long way.

do they have geothermal greenhouses?

Fortunately we don't do objectifying bodies shit and so practicality is allowed to trump style.

They'd look better on the polar bears though 🙂

Are you waiting for someone to say - in the Atlantic, top left, just before you get to America? 😄

😁

Hmm, now that she's back and has been posting about her vacation in Greenland, it's no longer news....

No, real ones. Fake fur won't keep you warm and is not biodegradable.

I'll stay home then.

Same, but there's no reason to go now JKR's home anyway.