JKR's secret mission to Greenland

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JKR took time off from her work on the construction of the secret women only Arctic lair in the far north to meet up with various rebel Danish politicians who know that women exist.

Sólbjørg Jakobsen
We got a pleasant surprise tonight, in a remote place in Greenland. @jk_rowling with the message:

“In the end, we will win!”

#dkpol #womenpower
https://x.com/solbjorgLA/status/1827504393958076705

This follows on from the Danish minister for Digitalisation and Equality, Marie Bjerre speaking up:
https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/womens_rights/5147842-another-crack-in-the-wall-denmark

Invites to the Secret Arctic Base, guarded by mother polar bears, will be issued to mumsnet users on completion apparently. You may wish to get some furry hats and warm clothes ready.

I have readied my canoe.

Wrap up warm 'cos you can't have your kayak and heat it.

But of course!

Probably with JKR riding her. Warriors both.

Groan

😂😂😂

I feel Attenborough has misled me about Polar Bear hibernation.

Digging out my thermals as I type. Can I WFH there or do I need a sabbatical?

I’m fangirling like mad. I may need a new username 🤭

'In conclusion, Queen JKR, as you Deign to Grace our Glacial Shores with Your Presence, may I humbly offer to Your Majesty this Illuminated Scroll bearing heartfelt Expressions of Love and Loyalty from your millions of Faithful Admirers...'

Love it!

Ah the constitutional right to arm bears 🤣

Brill😂

My thermal merkin is packed, I'm ready.

Ta-boom, tish!

I know I can't. Canoe?

😂and since I'm in a punny mood, I will just note, wrt other threads, that it only takes a few true believers to make a thread holey, ( thanks to George & Fred Weasley for the inspiration).

😂nicely done, you win. 👑

I saw what you did there!

😎

I've always wandered why polar bears have never migrated south for an easier life. I wouldn't mind it if they populated Norfolk, say, or the Isle of Man. Walruses, too.

be careful what you wish for

Yep, because Greenland isn't famous for it's citrus groves.

I can bring sloe gin if anyone is interested. Wonderful on its own (a traditional tipple from your hip flask in the cold) or with tonic.

I heard that Iceland do well using geothermals to warm greenhouses. Any volcanic activity in Greenland?

They're sooo cute. If they stick out while living in the Norfolk Broads they could be given foliage-coloured onesies so they feel less conspicuous.

Also...yes please to the sloe gin.

Have you tried beech leaf gin? Had some many years ago and though it was a little like Drambuie, though google says it's more like Benedictine.

I need to refresh my memory and my taste buds.

cute?😶😂

Yes I think that's a human rib in the mouth of the cute polar bear on the right😨
But maybe it was a climate change denier so hey....😃