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Bluestocking - the second leg

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ErrolTheDragon · 08/08/2024 18:05

The original premises are getting crowded, we need to expand.

Welcome all women, and well behaved animals.

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lcakethereforeIam · 17/09/2024 09:09

Eh bien, je les soutien bonne chance avec tous this lot!

ifIwerenotanandroid · 17/09/2024 10:56

JulySheWillFlyAndGiveNoWarningToHerFlight · 17/09/2024 01:51

Franglais et cake! Excellent!

I see the person on the left has a sharp fork in her hand, perhaps to use as a weapon if Nicholas misinterprets his role.

I can assure you that Nicholas is a perfect gentleman.

Don't ask me how I know.

ifIwerenotanandroid · 17/09/2024 11:03

MarieDeGournay · 17/09/2024 09:06

Peut-etre que le Département de Francais gratte notre corpus like l'infame PhD student did?

Personne ne gratte MON corpus! Sauf, peut etre, Nicholas et Georges (pas ensemble).

EdithStourton · 17/09/2024 12:04

lcakethereforeIam · 17/09/2024 09:09

Eh bien, je les soutien bonne chance avec tous this lot!

Not too bonne, or tu will find tu-self sans them plus rapidement.

Je crois c'est permitted to fail l'examination franglais plusieurs fois.

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 17/09/2024 12:48

After les femmes jiggy had vacated la tutonniere, je had a lovely nap yesterday. I slept through a whole episode of The Crown - very soporific telly.

I have to go for some blood tests tomorrow, including a fasting blood sugar test, so I can't have anything to eat, and just water to drink, after 9pm tonight. They always mutter about my blood sugar - unsurprisingly it is always on the high side, but hasn't yet tipped over into pre-diabetic, so my fingers are crossed that this will still be the case.

MarieDeGournay · 17/09/2024 14:17

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 17/09/2024 12:48

After les femmes jiggy had vacated la tutonniere, je had a lovely nap yesterday. I slept through a whole episode of The Crown - very soporific telly.

I have to go for some blood tests tomorrow, including a fasting blood sugar test, so I can't have anything to eat, and just water to drink, after 9pm tonight. They always mutter about my blood sugar - unsurprisingly it is always on the high side, but hasn't yet tipped over into pre-diabetic, so my fingers are crossed that this will still be the case.

Keeping unpricked fingers crossed for the blood tests, SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius!

I was just going to post that I think we can declare the flood of Reality over as the various medical events that swept over the regulars seemed to be receding, but there are still little puddles of Reality that we have to continue to deal with, like your tests, so good health to all.

But I'm glad that we've had such fun fighting back Reality, and in two languages too!Smile

inkymoose · 17/09/2024 14:53

ifIwerenotanandroid · 16/09/2024 17:12

I tried to get AI to make an image of 2 women watching TV. It can't. Out of 18 images, none has them both looking a TV screen. For this one, I said show one of the women flicking through an English-French dictionary. So it gave her a book on chocolate & 3 legs.

That's got me hooked on the AI again! I had one with 2 women staring at the screen showing the Eiffel Tower, but they both had two left hands. So here's the other 2 I made

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inkymoose · 17/09/2024 15:19

Quel dommage! Le thread 'as moved en tourage pretty quickski ... Je 'ope leetle Beetle fait heureux faire sons beaux franglais professeurses the noo 😀

inkymoose · 17/09/2024 16:38

inkymoose · 17/09/2024 14:53

That's got me hooked on the AI again! I had one with 2 women staring at the screen showing the Eiffel Tower, but they both had two left hands. So here's the other 2 I made

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Ok ok. I'll show you the image with the all-lefthanded women. Don't say I didn't warn you

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ifIwerenotanandroid · 17/09/2024 16:45

inkymoose · 17/09/2024 16:38

Ok ok. I'll show you the image with the all-lefthanded women. Don't say I didn't warn you

Of course in the old, pre-AI days you would sometimes find a picture in a book, of an orchestra or cavalry charge in which everyone was left-handed, but this was because someone printed the photo or painting back to front. Nowadays we have AI to do it for us (& worse).

What a time to be alive.

ifIwerenotanandroid · 17/09/2024 16:50

Wishing Mrs Genius all the best.

Some of those Franglais tutors moonlight, you know.

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ErrolTheDragon · 17/09/2024 17:07

Ok ok. I'll show you the image with the all-lefthanded women. Don't say I didn't warn you

I think they're conjoined twins who have a shared left hand. Redhead does a right hand (it's around her twin's shoulder), grey haired has a left instead of a right.

Sinister sisters.

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EdithStourton · 17/09/2024 17:23

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 17/09/2024 17:12

LOOK - we can have badges!!

Those are amazing.

Good luck with the blood tests, @SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius

ErrolTheDragon · 17/09/2024 17:26

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 17/09/2024 17:12

LOOK - we can have badges!!

Well, you obviously deserve one of these too

https://www.presentindicative.com/products/genius-enamel-pin?prproddstrat=jac&prreccid=acacf170d&prreccpid=1297658249318&prreffpid=1297658576998&pr_seq=uniform

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lcakethereforeIam · 17/09/2024 17:28

I want a badge, even though I don't need no steeinkin' badge.

Why are the twins watching people levitating over the Seine?

All the best with all the pricks.

ErrolTheDragon · 17/09/2024 18:17

I'd forgotten this site... make mine a...

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ErrolTheDragon · 17/09/2024 18:18

And this combines my liking for science, feminism and bad puns

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MarieDeGournay · 17/09/2024 18:22

ifIwerenotanandroid · 17/09/2024 16:50

Wishing Mrs Genius all the best.

Some of those Franglais tutors moonlight, you know.

Nurses look at your arm while they are taking blood out of it, not deep in your eyes.
And they say 'You have lovely veins' instead of 'You have lovely eyes'.Grin

Boiledbeetle · 17/09/2024 18:25

MarieDeGournay · 17/09/2024 18:22

Nurses look at your arm while they are taking blood out of it, not deep in your eyes.
And they say 'You have lovely veins' instead of 'You have lovely eyes'.Grin

I had a bloke down on his knees on the floor the other week. He was looking at my arm, then hand then other hand, as he tried to extract some droplets of blood from me, but the scene from the doorway caused one woman to utter "oh my" before she realised what was going on!

ifIwerenotanandroid · 17/09/2024 18:27

MarieDeGournay · 17/09/2024 18:22

Nurses look at your arm while they are taking blood out of it, not deep in your eyes.
And they say 'You have lovely veins' instead of 'You have lovely eyes'.Grin

Well, they're no fun at ALL.

ifIwerenotanandroid · 17/09/2024 18:29

I wanted this but I can't have it.

sulks for the rest of the day

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Boiledbeetle · 17/09/2024 18:29

Mes leçons le sont going badly, mais je suis préparé to continue with the three gorgeous tutors lessons Une journée

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